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Trump Still Hoping To Appeal To ‘Idiots Who Pay Taxes’

Mr. Trump still believes he can appeal to the sorts of fools who might pay taxes.

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After Months Of Almost Caring About The Nation, Ted Cruz Gives Up Search For Spine

As much as many can say they don’t like Senator Ted “Green Eggs and Ham” Cruz, they could at least say he seemed to care about the nation enough to not want to see it fall into the hands of a megalomaniac reality television show host. Ever since Cruz dropped out of the race for Republican nominee he held true to making sure that the nation will not fall prey to the horrendousness of Donald Trump. He even implied at the Republican […]

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Most Americans Willing To Be Put Into Medically Induced Coma Until Election Day

The survey results are in…

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Mexican President Complains About Quality of People U.S. Is Sending To Mexico

Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto took to the airwaves today during his weekly radio address.

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REPORT: Hillary’s Hands Biggest Of All Running

“She’s clearly ready to kick ass and take names.”

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Most Of America Pretty Sure Ted Cruz Is A Slimeball (POLL)

“After five minutes of hearing him speak you suddenly feel the need to shower.”

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Trump Announces Running Mate — Himself

“I don’t need any of these losers by my side when I can do the job myself.”

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Email Uncovers Trump Has Been Working For Hillary This Whole Time

It’s really no wonder Hillary Clinton has been trying to keep her emails under wraps these days.

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Donald Trump: I Love Racist People, Because Racist People Love Me

It’s no secret Donald Trump will take any support he can get from anyone, anywhere, at any time. Being the businessman that he is, he knows there’s no such thing as bad press, and no such thing as too much support, because just like with a business, a dollar earned is a dollar earned — the same goes for earning a vote.

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GOP To Announce Who’s Not Running For President In Effort To Make Things Easier

With Republican after Republican lining up for their chance at the Oval Office in 2016, the Republican National Committee (RNC) has just announced that they will be releasing a list of names that will include everyone who will not be running for the Republican nomination. The list, about 14 names long, includes John Boehner and Mitch McConnell — they know too many people hate them, so really — why bother? This year, more than any other seems like many are […]

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