Post Tagged with: "education"


Betsy DeVos Bans “Teaching” in Classrooms

During the press conference DeVos stated, “Learning needs be better. This less confusing for students. Enlightening good. Jesus good. Trump good. Goodbye.”

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Scott Walker Signs Law Declaring Himself a ‘Genius’

   Wisconsin Governor and presidential hopeful Scott Walker has finally answered critics who have suggested that he does not have the proper education to govern.  This morning, Walker signed into law a measure that would define anyone with an I.Q. of 90 or higher as a “genius”. During today’s press conference Walker stated:  “I’ve always known I was exceptional but today everyone knows that I am a genius. I is proof that we don’t need no education department. I may […]

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Ted Cruz: ‘Only The Wealthy Should Be Allowed To Thrive’

In a moment of honesty, Texas Senator Ted Cruz revealed what he truly thinks about prosperity in the United States. In an open forum to undergraduate students at Liberty University, Cruz opened up about how the country should ideally be run, at least in his opinion. “You’ll hear all the time about ‘equal opportunity for all’, but what is that really? I’ll tell you. It’s liberal mumbo jumbo for ‘giving poor people a chance.’ However, why are they poor? They’re […]

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University of Phoenix To Launch One-Day Bachelor’s Degrees

Move over four-year colleges and universities. The for-profit University of Phoenix is preparing to launch one-day accelerated online degree programs. Ever sat around and pondered why you have to put in an average of four years to get a bachelor’s degree? Do you have to go to class and learn for THAT long? Just think—you could sit at home eating cheese puffs and before you’re even half way done with the bag, you could be half way done with your […]

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Mississippi Governor Phil Bryant Blames Working Moms For The Holocaust

“Oh sure, I know people are going to call me old-fashioned and I’m sure I’ll get some nasty telegraphs over this one, but it’s true.”

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Tennessee Bans “Teaching” in Classrooms

On Wednesday morning, the Tennessee Senate passed SB 904 which prohibits the use of “teaching” in public schools.

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Glenn Beck Exposes Secretive ‘Liberal Arts’ In Nearly Every American College

It is in these programs, he believes, where the majority of Americans are poisoning their minds with progressive ideals which are a grave threat to the very foundation of America.

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Powerball Drawings Raise $34 Million For Public Education, Hopefully Math

Though some worry that if too much money is funneled into mathematics, a new generation of math scholars will refuse to buy lottery tickets and this will end up creating a ‘lost generation’ among their children, since many legislatures are hesitant to spend significant non-lottery dollars on education.

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Tea Party Deficit Compromise Includes Nationalized Creationism Education

As both sides of the aisle try to reach some sort of agreement to reduce the deficit, the Tea Party is taking an extreme stance on not only increased tax revenue, but also what they want to do to change the structure of our public education system.

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Romney: Only The Wealthy Should Go To School, You Don’t Need A Degree To Shine My Shoes

He made it seem clear that not everyone needs to be educated. In fact, he suggested that only those able to afford education expenses out of pocket should receive degrees in not only higher education but in pre-K-12 as well.

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