Post Tagged with: "democrat"


Hospitals On Stand By Awaiting Debate Drinking Game Participants

With the likelihood of an abundance of patients to overrun hospitals nationwide after the first presidential debate, several hospitals have made sure they are heavily staffed and on stand by to receive the influx of potential patients playing drinking games.

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Democratic Party Emails: “Donate Now Or Get Lemon Squeezed In Your Eyes”

The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC) is in a giant push for donations, and pulling out all the stops. The DCCC is leaving their strategy of begging or guilting people into donating and has now begun threatening people. The most recent round of emails includes threats of slashing the tires of those who don’t donate, squeezing lemon in eyes, and/or lighting bags of dog poo on fire and leaving it at the front door in an advanced version of Ding […]

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Latest GOP Proposal Ends Shutdown In Exchange For Pony

“Look, we’ve tried to attach the dismantling of Obamacare as part of the deal for raising the debt ceiling. It’s been a colossal failure, but we still need to get something out of this or we will look foolish. A pony accomplishes this goal.”

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GOP Compromise Will Swap Tax Increases For Another “God” Mention In Pledge of Allegiance

Republican Congressional leaders have offered a late compromise which is hoped to allow the country to avoid devastating spending cuts that both parties desperately want to avoid.

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Is The ‘Silver Party’ Set To Become America’s Third Party?

The Silver Party mandate is simple: Governing through logic, reason, and math. It’s something neither Democrats nor Republicans have tried before. It just might have a chance.

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Controversial North Carolina Voter ID Law Allows Voters To Use NRA Membership or NASCAR Ticket Stub

The new law will allow voters to exercise their enfranchisement with a driver’s license, an NRA membership card, a hunting license, a NASCAR ticket stub, or a Piggly Wiggly Reward Card.

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Complaints Force Organizers to Completely Reformat Presidential Debates

Disgusted viewers sent over 250,000 emails to the Commission on Presidential Debates (CPD) demanding immediate change. In response, the CPD has brought in producer Matt Kunitz to “liven up” the debates.

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Scientist finds gene that prevents Republicans from saying ‘Democratic’ when talking about Democrats

Observers have been previously unable to understand the phenomenon keeping Republicans from being able to say the word “Democratic” when describing the opposition party.

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Mitt Romney Surprises GOP Voters and Leaders With “Major Announcement” in Wisconsin

A crowd of literally dozens descended upon Lawrence University this past Friday afternoon to hear presidential hopeful, Mitt Romney, deliver what he promised would be a “major political announcement.”

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Newly Found Reagan Journal Reveals the Former President Regretted Becoming Republican

Just last week, a new journal written by former President Ronald Reagan was revealed and released to the public through the Reagan Library in Simi Valley, CA. Inside the journal was a passage many were not expecting to find.

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