Post Tagged with: "Conservatives"


Obama Proposes Plan To Trade Self-Righteous Conservatives For Refugees

With so many conservatives making an infinite amount of bigoted noise surrounding Syrian refugees, President Obama has offered a solution.

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Since Threatening War Turned GOP Into Doves, Obama To Begin Using Reverse Psychology With Everything

Who knew all it would take for Republicans to come out against war, their most favorite thing ever, was to simply have President Obama come out in favor of military action? We here at Free Wood Post certainly didn’t.

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Conservative Gun Owners Confused After Obama Hasn’t Done Anything To Take Away Guns

“I just got another letter from the NRA tellin’ me that Mr. Obama is gonna take my guns in his second term. I just don’t know though, but I’m not takin’ any chances. I’m cutting back on food and clothes for my kids to buy more guns and ammo.”

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Santorum: Republicans ‘not after smart people,’ have dumbass, idiot, racist vote locked up

Addressing the Values Voters Summit, former Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum said Republicans will never have “smart people on our side.” While most objective observers will wholeheartedly agree with Mr. Santorum, he wasn’t finished describing today’s conservative demographic.

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Glenn Beck’s American Airlines trauma leads to National Open a Soda for Glenn Beck Day

Demanding the head of the American flight attendant who, according to Beck, failed to open a can of soda for the conservative stalwart, seems a small price to pay.

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Can’t be gay to eat at Chick-fil-A: Company introduces sexual orientation screenings and Biblical menu

It’s already a widely known fact that the food chain openly donates to anti-gay groups and organizations fighting gay marriage. However, an extra step is being taken to assure that gays and lesbians stay far away from the food chain in general.

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Republicans Accuse Victoria’s Secret of Murdering Babies

Is Victoria’s Secret unknowingly aiding in baby genocide?

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Progressive Restlessness

Progressive restlessness, sometimes you just have to be patient when pushing against an opposition that refuses to move forward.

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