Post Tagged with: "congress"


As Boehner Pulls Out He Leaves A Giant Mess To Clean Up

… and a lot of scattered tissues.

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New Law Proposed To Prevent Creepy Looking White Men From Owning Guns

In an effort to cut down on the number of mass shootings in the United States, Congress is currently discussing a bill that would prevent creepy looking white men from being able to obtain firearms.

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Secret Interview Reveals Defense Contractors Wanting To Go To War To Kill Babies For Money

If you thought those Planned Parenthood videos were bad, well, then you’re really not going to like what Free Wood Post uncovered during a recent undercover sting operation.

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Netanyahu: ‘Thanks For Letting Me Insult You To Your Face, Now Give Me More Money’

  Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu spoke before a joint meeting of Congress Tuesday to discuss his aspirations to get reelected fear the deal President Obama is currently working on with Iran won’t be effective. After he began his speech praising Obama for all the work he has done and support he has given to Israel, he then spent the next half an hour giving out jab after jab. Republicans quite honestly couldn’t get enough and many were seen awkwardly […]

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Netanyahu To Lobby For Israel To Become 51st State During Speech To Congress

Given that Israel already receives $8.6 Million per day from the United States government, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has announced that he will be lobbying for Israel to become the 51st state of the Union.

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Looks Like Netanyahu Is Now The GOP Front-Runner

This may be the curve ball people have been waiting for…

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Exhausted After Doing Nothing, Congress Takes Two Month Vacation

WASHINGTON D.C. — After a few days back in Washington D.C. doing nothing but grandstanding and poppycocking, Congress is exhausted and will be taking a 57 day break. “It’s hard doing so much beating around the bush,” said Speaker John Boehner (R-OH). “Thinking of excuses to not pass bills and blaming the Democrats even though I’m Speaker of the House isn’t always easy. Then I have to coordinate with the Senate and make sure they’re stalemated as well. I’ve been […]

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SHOCKING: Louie Gohmert Did Not Say Anything Stupid Yesterday

Breaking news out of Texas today is detailing that Louie Gohmert, Republican U.S. Representative from Texas’s First Congressional District, made it through the entire day yesterday without saying anything that would qualify as being stupid.

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Fight For Term Limits Hits Snag With Existence of Freshman Senator Ted Cruz

Citizen activist group GTFO, “Good Term limits For Office”, has been working to institute term limits for Congressional members since 1975.

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Obama Bypasses Congress and Closes Guantanamo Bay, Sends Prisoners Home First Class

An unexpected perk to the Republican government shutdown has meant the furlough of military judges and the suspension of their cases. Obama has seized the opportunity to give an executive order to shut down the base immediately.

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