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The NRA Has Declared Itself a Religion, Gun-Worshippers Rejoice

Since they already hold non-profit status as and educational group the switch to religious affiliation will be rather seamless.

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Hell Houses Attempt To Turn Up The Heat This Halloween

Recent years have seen hell house attendances dwindling as young people are no longer bothered by the horrific images that these church productions exhibit.

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Catholics Upset About Latter Day Taint

Catholic Church officials are furious that the canonization of Pope John Paul II has been derailed from its well-planned schedule. It has come to light that sometime in the summer of 2008, agents at the Provo Utah Temple posthumously baptized the former pontiff and claimed him for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

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