Post Tagged with: "Chris Christie"


Mary Pat Christie Endorses Hillary Clinton

Well, we knew this was coming…

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Obama To Send In Seal Team 6 In Attempt To Free Chris Christie

President Obama has vowed to do whatever it takes to try to release former presidential candidate and New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie from this desperate hostage situation.

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Hillary Clinton: ‘It’s Time to Break the Ass Ceiling’

No one can say that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton minces words.

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Chris Christie Now Says He Wants GOP To Charge Voters A Toll At Voting Booths

New Jersey’s blustery Republican governor made headlines yesterday when he joined other right-wing governors in their efforts to impose stern and undemocratic voting restrictions. Christie, who vetoed a bill that permitted early voting and messed around with the voting process in the state of New Jersey during last year’s special Senate Election, now wants to the GOP to control voting mechanisms, according to the Bergen Record. Doubling down on his initial comments on voting, Christie now says that he wants […]

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Chris Christie Offers Traffic Advice For Superbowl

Chris Christie, although embroiled in a massive scandal over his administration’s closure of the most heavily used bridge in the country, including wall-to-wall media coverage and a growing  US Attorney’s investigation, Chris Christie is offering traffic advice for the Superbowl. Chris Christie, a Cowboys fan, wants to help Seahawks and Broncos fans Seeing as Chris Christie is a huge Dallas Cowboys fan and that they missed the playoffs, he wants to give a little payback to the Denver Broncos. The Denver […]

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Chris Christie: “The real victim here is me”

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie came under fire in a press conference this morning regarding the George Washington Bridge lane closures that tied up traffic for days. The governor was visibly upset that his staff could do such a thing. “I’m outraged that my trusted aid Bridget Anne Kelly would do such a thing. She knows better how to get information across without it being leaked to the press. I honestly thought I had trained her better. The real victim […]

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NJ Gov. Chris Christie Unveils Obamacare Online Slot Game

NJ Governor Chris Christie legalized online gambling in the state of New Jersey, making it even easier to develop a major gambling addiction, and online gambling began in earnest last week. Obviously there is nothing but “Medical Marijuana” Anonymous groups throughout the greater United States, so Chris Christie is only thinking about the children by making highly addictive, life-savings child-like games legally available online. Chris Christie Offers Obamacare Slot Game “People’s personal health has always been a volatile gamble, exploited by […]

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Christie Drinks Blood Of Public School Teacher At Victory Rally

NJ Governor Chris Christie is famous for his public feuds with public school teachers, so it was only natural that he eventually completely lost his cool with one.

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Gov. Chris Christie: “I need the gays to know I just hate them for being who they are”

While many from the LGBT community at first saw this new law as a step in the right direction they are quickly waking up to the fact that they are being shoved under the bus on purpose.

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Federal Government Declares Donald Trump’s Hair A “Disaster Area”

Usually this sort of declaration must involve a committee and lengthy reviews, but based on the severity of the situation, both President Obama and Governor Christie agreed that they needed to put away their political differences and address the situation.

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