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Groundhog Sees Republican Candidate List, Predicts Six More Months of Assholes

A crowd gathered at Gobbler’s Knob early this morning, awaiting the emergence of the famed groundhog named Punxsutawney Phil.

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George W. Bush Writes Thank You Note To GOP And Trump For Making Him Look Smart

He bought new Crayolas just for the occasion.

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Candidates Claim to be Extremely Unprepared for First Presidential Debate

Commentators on both sides of the aisle have expressed disappointment and incredulity at the lengths to which both candidates have gone to prove themselves unfit for debate.

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