Post Tagged with: "Barack Obama"


President Obama Requests Donald Trump’s Birth Certificate

It’s only fair, right?

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Obama Pretty Sure He Should Just Run For Third Term

I just can’t allow all my progress to backslide into the pit of despair again. I can be like the FDR of the new millennium.

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President Obama Forgets How to Spell ‘Respect’ After Five Long Years of Never Being Given Any

Sadly, President Obama just can’t get any ‘rspect’. After a particularly yummy Taco Tuesday, this past Thursday the White House decided to host the Women of Soul. Attended by a myriad of outstanding female musicians including Aretha Franklin, Melissa Etheridge, Patti Labelle and others, the event was held to honor the musical contributions of this country’s female artists. Also in attendance was President Obama who addressed the gathering: “When Aretha first told us what R-S-P-E-C-T meant to her, she had no […]

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Fox News Catches Obama in Gigantic Super Bowl Lie

Fox News Anchors are buzzing today after they claim that President Barack Obama was once again ensnared in another controversy where he was caught telling a lie. This time they say that it occurred in a pre-Super Bowl interview with Fox’s Bill O’Reilly. “The lies are still piling up,” said Megyn Kelly. “Clearly he’s shown on tape saying to Bill O’Reilly that the score in the Super Bowl would be around 24-21 for either the Broncos or the Seahawks. But […]

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White Tea Party Member Declares Racism Is Over As He Asks For President Obama’s Birth Certificate

“Just look at the last two elections, we done elected a black man twice — that’s two times. Now you tell me how racism still exists here in the United States. We have bigger fish to fry than bellyaching over nonexistent racism. Things like… have we have found out where our president was born? Personally, I’d still like to see his birth certificate.”

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State Of The Union: President Obama Announcing Mandatory Military Enlistment For All Chickenhawks

One of the major key points is his requirement of all individuals in favor of war and invading more nations to enlist immediately in the armed service branch of their choice. If they do not choose a branch to serve in, one will be chosen for them.

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Boehner Visited By Three Ghosts, Agrees to Tax Hikes for Wealthy

House Speaker John Boehner was visited by three ghosts last night and has now agreed to increased taxes on the wealthy as part of a deal to avoid the “fiscal cliff”.

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Sarah Palin Demands That Obama Bring Ben Gazzy to Justice

I personally think we should really have a special special committee, a double special committee if you will, because that’s what it will take to see through all of those lies and jive talkings and such that we are getting from the White House.

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TwinkieGate Investigator Probes Obama About Little Debbie Affair

Popular food-like snack company Hostess announced that they are ceasing production of their iconic treats. Shocked Americans demand answers! Is the post-election timing just a coincidence? Or is there a greater conspiracy brewing?

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Humbled GOP Decides It Must Do A Better Job Hiding Its Shitty Positions

Questions were raised as to whether the party’ platform and positions were out of step with the majority of modern Americans and appeals were made to choose positions that were more in line with a modern democracy of enlightened citizens. These were soundly rejected in favor of just doing a better job obscuring their awful positions.

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