Posts Tagged ‘ 2012 ’

Pistorius Overcomes Disability, Murders Girlfriend Just As Well As Able-Bodied Killer

February 16, 2013
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South African double amputee track star Oscar Pistorius, while falling short of his recent attempt to best able-bodied world class 400m sprinters in the 2012 London Olympic Games, finally achieved his goals and overcame his disability to violently kill his girlfriend in a hail of gunfire.

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Joe Biden Charged With Child Abuse

October 11, 2012
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Paul Ryan is said to be resting comfortably recovering from his injuries at a local pub near Centre College.

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Romney: 47% Of The Nation Needs To Pack Up And Leave

September 17, 2012
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Some additional leaked video footage has been discovered showing Republican Presidential Nominee Mitt Romney on his estate in New Hampshire. It seems one of his house employees serving a gathering of local donors and friends captured the former governor of Massachusetts revealing his true feelings about what 47% of the country needs to do, at…

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Obama Offers To Raise Welfare Benefits If Recipients Vote For Him

September 17, 2012
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Coming into the home stretch of the 2012 election cycle, the Obama campaign has come up with a new strategy to assure votes coming in from lower-income individuals and families reliant upon welfare benefits.

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Pack Your Bags: Romney Seeks To Ship All Economic Burdens Overseas, Including The Poor

August 27, 2012
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Romney's plan includes shipping all economic burdens that are not connected to national security overseas to nations better suited to handle the expenditures. They are calling it the "Bottom Line Initiative."

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Republicans Will Approve Unemployment Extension If Checks Go To Koch Bros.

September 18, 2011
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The president might see his goal of an unemployment extension passed on the condition that all of the unemployed's weekly benefits go to the billionaire Koch Bros.

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Rick Perry Proud Of Prisoner Execution Record

September 15, 2011
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Republican Presidential candidate Rick Perry told reporters he is so gosh darn proud of executing 253 death row inmates. Everything is bigger in Texas, and that also means the number of fried inmates.

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