Post Tagged with: "2012 election"


Tagg Romney Wanted To Rush Stage At Presidential Debate And Punch Mitt For Naming Him Tagg

Romney was being harassed by someone in the crowd seated directly behind him. Time and again, the miscreant taunted Tagg about his name, apparently bringing back latent memories from his youth.

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Pat Robertson And Chuck Norris Vow To Save Us From ‘AntiChrist Obama’s Reign Of Darkness And Terror’

TV evangelist Pat Robertson and martial arts superhero Chuck Norris joined forces rallying together at a worldwide prayer event asking God to send Jesus down a little early and save us from 1000 years of darkness.

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Paul Ryan Recovering From Debate After Pants Literally Caught On Fire

The idea that a person’s pants could literally catch on fire from profuse lying has long been thought to be nothing more than an amusing idea for school children to toss around, but that all changed Thursday night.

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Paul Ryan Files For Divorce From Reality, Claims “I Am Married To My Vision”

“As a leader of Tea Party conservatives, I’ve decided to take the yoke on my shoulders and actually go through a court to divorce reality, as an example to other freedom-loving Americans.”

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Campaign Unveils Mitt Romney V5.0

Republicans hope that the release of Romney 5.0 will end the litany of gaffes as the campaign desperately searches for a way to win the election.

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Romney Drops Out Of Race After Conceding ‘I Couldn’t Vote For Me’

The fallout from Republican Mitt Romney’s comments about the 47 percent of Americans who paid no federal income tax boiled over Friday when the campaign announced Romney could not continue because of his inability to support himself.

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Democrats put God in Platform, adding Odin, Zeus, Mothra

In order to placate what could have devolved into a free-for-all of those feeling like their personal religious beliefs weren’t sufficiently catered to, more possible God incarnations were added.

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Obama’s Facebook Account Hijacked By Devious Prankster

This evening a flurry of un-presidential and outright funny updates were splashed across President Obama’s Facebook page while he was at a dinner party.

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George Bush is a “Damn Yankee”; Texans Move to Retroactively Impeach the Former Governor Over New “Birther” Controversy

All the hoopla about birth certificates and American Presidents just reached a new level. Ruth Davis of Mesquite, Texas exclaimed at a recent town hall meeting that “no one ever questioned George Bush’s birth certificate.”

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Romney’s Plan to Restore America Considers Re-instituting Slavery to Gain Economic Edge in Global Economy

Mitt Romney said today at a rally in Mississippi that “slavery is what built this great nation and its what it will take to rebuild it.”

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