Tennessee Bans “Teaching” in Classrooms

March 7, 2013
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Tennessee Classroom

On Wednesday morning, the Tennessee Senate passed SB 904 which prohibits the use of “teaching” in public schools.

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New Celebrity Game Show ‘Boogers’ Picked To Be A Hit Among Easily Entertained Americans

March 6, 2013
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"Boogers" "reality" "television" "ABC" "America" "horrible"

It's been announced via Hopeless Humanity Suite Productions that a new celebrity game show has been picked up for production to air this fall on ABC.

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Word-Control Bill Introduced By Congressman Lindsey Graham Has 1st Amendment Rights Advocates Up In Arms

March 6, 2013
By
freedom-of-speech

In response to recent reports of psychological damage inflicted on innocent children (and others) by thoughtless people using cruel, derogatory, degrading or confusing words, South Carolina Congressman Lindsey Graham introduced a bill that intends to stop this hurtful practice by any means necessary.

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Egyptians Upset At Unfair Portrayal In Bible

March 6, 2013
By
Egypt

Egyptian scholars gathered in Cairo to publicly protest what they say is a terribly unfair portrayal of Egyptians in the Bible.

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Jeb Bush Changing His Last Name To Reagan To Better His Chances In 2016

March 5, 2013
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"Jeb" "Bush" "2016" "GOP" "Republican" "president" "Reagan"

He is quite aware of the stigma attached to his last name ever since his brother turned out to be one of the worst presidents in United States history.

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NASCAR’s NRA 500 Open To All Drivers, No Background Checks Or Safety Training Necessary

March 5, 2013
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"NASCAR" "NRA" "LaPierre" "Gassage" "Sprint" "Cup" "Texas" "April"

NASCAR feels very strongly about everyone's right to compete in this American past-time no matter what the criminal record or bad driving shows, or even if the driving operators are drunk and untrained. In fact, they feel the more cars on the speedway the safer it will be for everyone.

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Obama Stockpiling Weapons, Ammunition, And What Seems To Be Some Sort Of Nationalized Army

March 4, 2013
By
Obama

According to UndergroundDwellers.com President Obama is setting up some form of coup to completely control all the people of the United States.

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Sequester Budget Cuts Are Teaching Me to Live Within My Means, says Hungry Two-Month-Old Baby

March 4, 2013
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baby

The seven-pound Georgia resident recently told reporters that she is grateful for the wisdom she has gained after massive cuts to federal programs.

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Reclusive North Korean Leader Meets Dennis Rodman, Proclaims Him “One Weird Motherfucker”

March 3, 2013
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Rodman_Kim

The visit has been slammed by many as Korean propaganda, among them former Alaska governor Sarah Palin who referred to Rodman as "Hanoi Dennis". But Rodman insists that the visit is not propaganda and is about growing understanding of differing cultures.

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Popemobile Listed For Sale on Vatican Craigslist

February 28, 2013
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popemobile

With the retirement of Pope Benedict XVI all but certain, savvy internet users have alerted the Free Wood Post to a recent posting found on vatican.craigslist.org which is believed to refer to the most recent Popemobile.

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Argo Wins Best Picture Angering Right-Wing: “It’s Just Rewarding Problem-Solving Without Need Of War”

February 25, 2013
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Director and producer Ben Affleck accepts the Oscar for best picture for "Argo" at the 85th Academy Awards in Hollywood

While many were congratulating the victory of the story that many had never heard there were several on the right-wing who were very upset.

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CPAC 2013 Speakers Romney & Palin Will Discuss Best Ways To Lose Presidential Elections

February 21, 2013
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"CPAC" "Romney" "Palin" "2013" "conservative" "Republican" "losing" "defeated"

Both Sarah Palin and Mitt Romney seem to be well versed in how to really turn off the American public from ever wanting to vote for them, so they will be revealing their secrets of being defeated to their conservative peers so that they too can repeat the same mistakes in the future.

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Glenn Beck Exposes Secretive ‘Liberal Arts’ In Nearly Every American College

February 21, 2013
By
Beck_University

It is in these programs, he believes, where the majority of Americans are poisoning their minds with progressive ideals which are a grave threat to the very foundation of America.

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GOP Compromise Will Swap Tax Increases For Another “God” Mention In Pledge of Allegiance

February 21, 2013
By
Inhofe

Republican Congressional leaders have offered a late compromise which is hoped to allow the country to avoid devastating spending cuts that both parties desperately want to avoid.

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Less Than Three Percent Of Those Who Say They’ll Pray For You Actually Ever Do

February 18, 2013
By
prayer

New polling data collected by the Pew Research Center shows that of your disapproving friends who tell you that they "will pray for you" or "are praying for you," less than 3% actually do such a thing.

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