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Oil Industry Unveils Sassy New Line Of Spill Cleanup Products

Dan Watson — Fri, 24 May 2013 21:34:12 +0000

Exxon Mobil Corporation and British Petroleum have responded to concerns over the pipeline's environmental safety risks by launching a bold new line of anti-oil spill cleaning products for residents in nearby communities.

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“I Only Rescue Hotties!” Disney Princes in for Controversial Makeover

Orbson Rice — Thu, 23 May 2013 23:18:27 +0000

Disney and Abercrombie & Fitch have teamed up for a controversial and sexy new 'Heartthrob Disney Prince' line of merchandise and clothing.

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President Obama Changing Name To “John ‘Bubba’ White” In Hopes of Getting GOP Compromise

Sarah Wood — Thu, 23 May 2013 22:06:08 +0000

He understands that having the name Barack Hussein Obama is very scary to some who don't leave their porches to have contact with the outside world.

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GOP Slams Jolie for Murdering Innocent Breasts

Molly Schoemann — Mon, 20 May 2013 18:16:27 +0000

Although Jolie’s difficult choice to undergo surgery in the hope of reducing her chances of developing breast cancer later in life was widely praised, a majority of conservative lawmakers in the US were angered by what they called “an unbelievably reckless and inconsiderate act of breasticide.”

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GOP Asks For Pearl Harbor Investigation Because “We Still Don’t Have All the Answers”

Eric Hetvile — Fri, 17 May 2013 22:15:48 +0000

What did Roosevelt know and when did he know it? And more specifically, what did Hillary Clinton know and when did she know it?

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Tea Party Says Wrong For Government to Profile; Muslim Man Being Anally Probed At Airport Agrees

Eric Hetvile — Thu, 16 May 2013 21:52:03 +0000

Tea Party groups rallied recently to protest the fact that the IRS unfairly targeted them for audits based on their vocal opposition to taxes and their heavy involvement in politics.

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Terrorists Behind Benghazi Upset That Republicans Keep Blaming It On Obama

Michael Hayne — Mon, 13 May 2013 22:29:36 +0000

Ansar al-Sharia, the militant Islamist and terrorist group linked to the attacks on the American Embassy in Benghazi, Libya, came out today to complain about all the blame going to President Obama instead of the group that actually murdered the Americans.

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Marcus Bachmann Excited About Gay Marriage In Minnesota: “It’s time to shave the beard!”

Sarah Wood — Mon, 13 May 2013 19:51:12 +0000

With the legalization of gay marriage seemingly coming soon to the state of Minnesota one resident of the Land of 10,000 Lakes is revving up for the exciting news.

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Tea Party Insists President Obama Call IRS Targeting Them An ‘Act of Terror’

Sarah Wood — Mon, 13 May 2013 18:06:48 +0000

The alleged targeting by the IRS has upset quite a few conservatives and the Tea Party insists that President Obama take action immediately by first and foremost calling the investigations an "act of terror."

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Darrell Issa Blames Obama For Not Traveling Back In Time To Stop Bush’s Lies Which Led To War

Sarah Wood — Fri, 10 May 2013 21:21:07 +0000

It seems that Fox News and Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) want to get to the bottom of this travesty. They are appalled that the American people could've been lied to so vehemently at the cost of thousands of American military lives and hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians.

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