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GOP Asks For Pearl Harbor Investigation Because “We Still Don’t Have All the Answers”

Eric Hetvile — Fri, 17 May 2013 22:15:48 +0000

What did Roosevelt know and when did he know it? And more specifically, what did Hillary Clinton know and when did she know it?

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Tea Party Says Wrong For Government to Profile; Muslim Man Being Anally Probed At Airport Agrees

Eric Hetvile — Thu, 16 May 2013 21:52:03 +0000

Tea Party groups rallied recently to protest the fact that the IRS unfairly targeted them for audits based on their vocal opposition to taxes and their heavy involvement in politics.

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Terrorists Behind Benghazi Upset That Republicans Keep Blaming It On Obama

Michael Hayne — Mon, 13 May 2013 22:29:36 +0000

Ansar al-Sharia, the militant Islamist and terrorist group linked to the attacks on the American Embassy in Benghazi, Libya, came out today to complain about all the blame going to President Obama instead of the group that actually murdered the Americans.

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Marcus Bachmann Excited About Gay Marriage In Minnesota: “It’s time to shave the beard!”

Sarah Wood — Mon, 13 May 2013 19:51:12 +0000

With the legalization of gay marriage seemingly coming soon to the state of Minnesota one resident of the Land of 10,000 Lakes is revving up for the exciting news.

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Tea Party Insists President Obama Call IRS Targeting Them An ‘Act of Terror’

Sarah Wood — Mon, 13 May 2013 18:06:48 +0000

The alleged targeting by the IRS has upset quite a few conservatives and the Tea Party insists that President Obama take action immediately by first and foremost calling the investigations an "act of terror."

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Darrell Issa Blames Obama For Not Traveling Back In Time To Stop Bush’s Lies Which Led To War

Sarah Wood — Fri, 10 May 2013 21:21:07 +0000

It seems that Fox News and Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) want to get to the bottom of this travesty. They are appalled that the American people could've been lied to so vehemently at the cost of thousands of American military lives and hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians.

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Obama Appoints Profane Sorority Girl Ambassador to North Korea

Orbson Rice — Thu, 09 May 2013 19:04:41 +0000

At Sunday’s press luncheon, President Obama introduced Julia Jacobs as the new U.S. Ambassador to North Korea. Julia, the University of Maryland student whose profanity-laced email to her sorority sisters went viral last month, may seem like an unusual choice. According to President Obama, “We needed to implement a new strategy in dealing with North Korea. While I am sure many will view this move as radical, I believe Julia’s creative use of the American dialect can help us send the right message to Kim Jong-un.” Julia spent most of the luncheon texting, giving only occasional glances of disgust at the surrounding media and politicians. After the meal she took questions from the press: Reporter- “Miss Jacobs, were you surprised that President Obama reached out to you to deal with such a sensitive issue as North Korea?” Julia- “Surprised? Why the fuck would I be surprised. Look, you may not like his fucking choice, but frankly I don’t give a flying fuck. My President asked for my help and I answered the fucking call. If Congress were half as fucking responsible as I am, serious shit would be getting done. Was I surprised? The only one who is going to [...]

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Sarah Palin To Run For President — Of Own Fan Club

Sarah Wood — Wed, 08 May 2013 22:54:15 +0000

Sarah Palin is no stranger to being her own publicist and making sure she gets as much attention as possible at all times no matter good or bad, but it seems the former governor of Alaska would like to take over the reins of her own fan club.

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NRA: Two-Year-Old Gun Victim Should Have Been Armed

S. McConnell — Wed, 08 May 2013 22:02:07 +0000

The tragic death of a two-year old Kentucky girl who was shot and killed by her five-year old brother outside their Burkesville home last week could have been easily prevented, according to the NRA.

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“Stop Blaming Hitler!” Says Neo-Nazi Group

Eric Hetvile — Wed, 08 May 2013 21:56:15 +0000

Secretive neo-Nazi and white supremacist group "You Can Nazi Us" released a statement yesterday, protesting historical objections to Adolf Hitler and his impact upon the history of Nazi Germany during the World War II era.

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