Vile Vociferations

U.S. Congress Agrees to take 50% Pay Cut

March 14, 2013
By
Capitol

In a surprise move, members of both the House and Senate have unanimously agreed to reduce their salaries by 50% if a new budget deal is not reached by April 1, 2013.

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Tea Party Worried Obama May Direct Asteroids Directly At Their Bunkers

March 8, 2013
By
"Obama" "Asteroid" "Tea" "Party" "bunker" "drone" "Rand" "Paul"

One local Tea Party group in Arkansas is taking no chances. They have filed a petition with WhiteHouse.gov asking legislators to quickly question President Obama and his administration about the potential threat of asteroids being used to destroy their underground bunkers.

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Tennessee Bans “Teaching” in Classrooms

March 7, 2013
By
Tennessee Classroom

On Wednesday morning, the Tennessee Senate passed SB 904 which prohibits the use of “teaching” in public schools.

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Word-Control Bill Introduced By Congressman Lindsey Graham Has 1st Amendment Rights Advocates Up In Arms

March 6, 2013
By
freedom-of-speech

In response to recent reports of psychological damage inflicted on innocent children (and others) by thoughtless people using cruel, derogatory, degrading or confusing words, South Carolina Congressman Lindsey Graham introduced a bill that intends to stop this hurtful practice by any means necessary.

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CPAC 2013 Speakers Romney & Palin Will Discuss Best Ways To Lose Presidential Elections

February 21, 2013
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"CPAC" "Romney" "Palin" "2013" "conservative" "Republican" "losing" "defeated"

Both Sarah Palin and Mitt Romney seem to be well versed in how to really turn off the American public from ever wanting to vote for them, so they will be revealing their secrets of being defeated to their conservative peers so that they too can repeat the same mistakes in the future.

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Paul Ryan: Melting Of Polar Ice Caps Is God’s Way Of Gifting Us Oil

January 25, 2013
By
Paul Ryan

According to Rep. Paul Ryan, although God often works in mysterious ways, clearly the deity’s stance on our nation’s energy policy is to drill, drill and drill some more.

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Jennifer Lawrence Survives Golden Globes Fight to Win Best Actress

January 14, 2013
By
jennifer-lawrence

What was supposed to be a joke, ended up staging a live drama, tragedy and thriller in the style of a Tarantino battle royal. The event played out for a full twenty minutes before Jennifer Lawrence was finally declared the victor.

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Toyota Announces Massive Recall for Unreleased Vehicle

January 11, 2013
By
rav4

This week, Toyota Motor Corporation, announced another massive vehicle recall. In a press release issued on Thursday, Toyota informed the public that “we will be recalling 2-million 2014 Toyota Rav4s due to a faulty passenger seat.”

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Did Pac-Man Cause America’s Obesity Epidemic?

December 27, 2012
By
Pacman

Is Pac-Man responsible for this country’s obesity problem? According to U.S. Representative John Marston (AZ), the answer is a resounding yes.

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Iowa Supreme Courts Stands Up For Long-Oppressed Group: Rich White Men

December 26, 2012
By
"rich" "white" "men" "oppressed"

“In our society, rich white men face closed door after closed door,” court spokesperson Monty Pritchett said in a statement after the decision was announced.

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