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North Korea To Battle South Korea On Special Episode Of Splash!

April 1, 2013
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"Splash" "North" "South" "Korea" "compete" "battle"

If there is one thing both Americans and Kim Jong-un know how to do, it's compete for no reason at all but to make yourself look ridiculous.

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Rick Perry Says Marriage Definition Should Be Left Up To Bigoted States

March 27, 2013
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"Rick" "Perry" "gay" "marriage" "Texas"

"We have a thing that's written into the Constitution that says states can make up their own minds about these kinds of things. Some states are just more loving and accepting."

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Mississippi Governor Signs Law Mandating Obesity

March 20, 2013
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"obesity" "Mississippi" "Phil" "Bryant" "mandate" "Bloomberg"

"It's my job as governor to embrace our freedom to eat as much as we possibly can without knowing what's in it or how it can affect our health."

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Rednecks Wistfully Recall A Time When They Could Drink PBR Without Shame

March 20, 2013
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pbr

"The year was 1977. You could walk around drinking your Pabst Blue Ribbon with pride. Everyone knew who you were and what you stood for."

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Paul Ryan Stops Eating And Going To The Doctor To Pay Down His Mortgage In Only Five Years

March 13, 2013
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"Paul" "Ryan" "budget" "poor" "elderly" "Republican" "GOP"

In his new "responsible" national budget plan Ryan cuts aid to the poor and elderly drastically in regards to food and medical treatment, so he feels he can do the same.

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Tea Party Worried Obama May Direct Asteroids Directly At Their Bunkers

March 8, 2013
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"Obama" "Asteroid" "Tea" "Party" "bunker" "drone" "Rand" "Paul"

One local Tea Party group in Arkansas is taking no chances. They have filed a petition with WhiteHouse.gov asking legislators to quickly question President Obama and his administration about the potential threat of asteroids being used to destroy their underground bunkers.

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Word-Control Bill Introduced By Congressman Lindsey Graham Has 1st Amendment Rights Advocates Up In Arms

March 6, 2013
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freedom-of-speech

In response to recent reports of psychological damage inflicted on innocent children (and others) by thoughtless people using cruel, derogatory, degrading or confusing words, South Carolina Congressman Lindsey Graham introduced a bill that intends to stop this hurtful practice by any means necessary.

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Egyptians Upset At Unfair Portrayal In Bible

March 6, 2013
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Egypt

Egyptian scholars gathered in Cairo to publicly protest what they say is a terribly unfair portrayal of Egyptians in the Bible.

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Jeb Bush Changing His Last Name To Reagan To Better His Chances In 2016

March 5, 2013
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"Jeb" "Bush" "2016" "GOP" "Republican" "president" "Reagan"

He is quite aware of the stigma attached to his last name ever since his brother turned out to be one of the worst presidents in United States history.

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NASCAR’s NRA 500 Open To All Drivers, No Background Checks Or Safety Training Necessary

March 5, 2013
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"NASCAR" "NRA" "LaPierre" "Gassage" "Sprint" "Cup" "Texas" "April"

NASCAR feels very strongly about everyone's right to compete in this American past-time no matter what the criminal record or bad driving shows, or even if the driving operators are drunk and untrained. In fact, they feel the more cars on the speedway the safer it will be for everyone.

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