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“I Only Rescue Hotties!” Disney Princes in for Controversial Makeover

May 23, 2013
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Executives from Disney and Abercrombie and Fitch were on hand yesterday to reveal a new line called “The Heartthrob Disney Prince”. Recently, more than 230,000 people signed a petition asking Disney to stop the overtly sexual changes to the character Merida from the movie Brave. Complete with a plunging neckline, heaving breasts and a waist…

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President Obama Changing Name To “John ‘Bubba’ White” In Hopes of Getting GOP Compromise

May 23, 2013
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He understands that having the name Barack Hussein Obama is very scary to some who don't leave their porches to have contact with the outside world.

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GOP Asks For Pearl Harbor Investigation Because “We Still Don’t Have All the Answers”

May 17, 2013
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What did Roosevelt know and when did he know it? And more specifically, what did Hillary Clinton know and when did she know it?

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Tea Party Says Wrong For Government to Profile; Muslim Man Being Anally Probed At Airport Agrees

May 16, 2013
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Tea Party groups rallied recently to protest the fact that the IRS unfairly targeted them for audits based on their vocal opposition to taxes and their heavy involvement in politics.

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Terrorists Behind Benghazi Upset That Republicans Keep Blaming It On Obama

May 13, 2013
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Ansar al-Sharia, the militant Islamist and terrorist group linked to the attacks on the American Embassy in Benghazi, Libya, came out today to complain about all the blame going to President Obama instead of the group that actually murdered the Americans.

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Marcus Bachmann Excited About Gay Marriage In Minnesota: “It’s time to shave the beard!”

May 13, 2013
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With the legalization of gay marriage seemingly coming soon to the state of Minnesota one resident of the Land of 10,000 Lakes is revving up for the exciting news.

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Tea Party Insists President Obama Call IRS Targeting Them An ‘Act of Terror’

May 13, 2013
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The alleged targeting by the IRS has upset quite a few conservatives and the Tea Party insists that President Obama take action immediately by first and foremost calling the investigations an "act of terror."

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Darrell Issa Blames Obama For Not Traveling Back In Time To Stop Bush’s Lies Which Led To War

May 10, 2013
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It seems that Fox News and Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) want to get to the bottom of this travesty. They are appalled that the American people could've been lied to so vehemently at the cost of thousands of American military lives and hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians.

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Obama Appoints Profane Sorority Girl Ambassador to North Korea

May 9, 2013
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At Sunday’s press luncheon, President Obama introduced Julia Jacobs as the new U.S. Ambassador to North Korea. Julia, the University of Maryland student whose profanity-laced email to her sorority sisters went viral last month, may seem like an unusual choice. According to President Obama, “We needed to implement a new strategy in dealing with North…

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Sarah Palin To Run For President — Of Own Fan Club

May 8, 2013
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Sarah Palin is no stranger to being her own publicist and making sure she gets as much attention as possible at all times no matter good or bad, but it seems the former governor of Alaska would like to take over the reins of her own fan club.

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