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Scientist finds gene that prevents Republicans from saying ‘Democratic’ when talking about Democrats

September 1, 2012
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Observers have been previously unable to understand the phenomenon keeping Republicans from being able to say the word "Democratic" when describing the opposition party.

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Paul Ryan pitched a no-hitter for the Brewers in 1982 as a rambunctious 12-year-old

September 1, 2012
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After disclosing that he ran a marathon in under three minutes with a time that would have won him the Olympic gold medal in the 1908 London Games, Wisconsin Congressman and Republican vice presidential nominee Paul Ryan let it slip that he pitched for the 1982 Milwaukee Brewers and helped them get to the World…

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George Bush is a “Damn Yankee”; Texans Move to Retroactively Impeach the Former Governor Over New “Birther” Controversy

September 1, 2012
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All the hoopla about birth certificates and American Presidents just reached a new level. Ruth Davis of Mesquite, Texas exclaimed at a recent town hall meeting that "no one ever questioned George Bush's birth certificate."

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Free Pussy, Riot!

September 1, 2012
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The Russian Embassy was trashed today in D.C. by an angry mob of inebriated men who showed up from the neighborhood bar across the street thinking there was a promotion for "Free Pussy."

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Romney’s Plan to Restore America Considers Re-instituting Slavery to Gain Economic Edge in Global Economy

September 1, 2012
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Mitt Romney said today at a rally in Mississippi that "slavery is what built this great nation and its what it will take to rebuild it."

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Paul Ryan Gives Entire Interview Without Making a Single Factual Statement

August 31, 2012
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When Morgan pressed for details on Ryan's plan for energy efficiency, he was told that scientists have been working to harness the power of Kryptonite so that it can be used in place of nuclear energy.

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Mitt Romney: “Marriage Is A Union Between One Man And One Woman,” Won’t Specify Which Ones

August 31, 2012
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Among the many issues decorating what critics are calling “the most conservative platform in history,” a vow to defend traditional marriage has been placed front and center.

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Clint Eastwood Thought President Obama Was Really There

August 31, 2012
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It seems Mr. Eastwood really believes President Obama was there on stage with him. One can only assume that he is either senile, or suffering from the side-effects of a medicine he may be taking currently.

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Paul Ryan’s Lies Are Good for the Economy, Creating Jobs Whenever he Speaks

August 31, 2012
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After his speech at the Republican National Convention, a hiring boom was reported in the fact-checker sector.

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Ann Romney Admits to Loving Women and Eating Tuna

August 29, 2012
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After speaking about how much she appreciates the efforts of women all over the nation being the cornerstone of our society and keeping everything together, she blurted out without hesitation, "I love you women!!"

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