Observers have been previously unable to understand the phenomenon keeping Republicans from being able to say the word "Democratic" when describing the opposition party.
After disclosing that he ran a marathon in under three minutes with a time that would have won him the Olympic gold medal in the 1908 London Games, Wisconsin Congressman and Republican vice presidential nominee Paul Ryan let it slip that he pitched for the 1982 Milwaukee Brewers and helped them get to the World…
All the hoopla about birth certificates and American Presidents just reached a new level. Ruth Davis of Mesquite, Texas exclaimed at a recent town hall meeting that "no one ever questioned George Bush's birth certificate."
The Russian Embassy was trashed today in D.C. by an angry mob of inebriated men who showed up from the neighborhood bar across the street thinking there was a promotion for "Free Pussy."
Mitt Romney said today at a rally in Mississippi that "slavery is what built this great nation and its what it will take to rebuild it."
When Morgan pressed for details on Ryan's plan for energy efficiency, he was told that scientists have been working to harness the power of Kryptonite so that it can be used in place of nuclear energy.
It seems Mr. Eastwood really believes President Obama was there on stage with him. One can only assume that he is either senile, or suffering from the side-effects of a medicine he may be taking currently.
After his speech at the Republican National Convention, a hiring boom was reported in the fact-checker sector.
After speaking about how much she appreciates the efforts of women all over the nation being the cornerstone of our society and keeping everything together, she blurted out without hesitation, "I love you women!!"