Archive for Category: "Politics"


Trump Vows to Send Statue of Liberty Back to France

“Just don’t worry about it….We have to be tough, it’s time we’re going to be a little bit tough, folks. I am going to build a new Statue of Liberty. It’s going to be bigger. So big. So big they can see it in Iran. And I’m gonna have a new model. A gorgeous girl.”

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Politifact Declares ‘Pants on Fire’ to Trump’s statement: ‘You know, I’m, like, a smart person.’

According to a Politifact spokesperson it took only 30 seconds to confer the verdict, ‘Pants on Fire’ as well as award Trump the 2016 Lie of the Year award.

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Trump To Seat Four Women He Hasn’t Sexually Assaulted In Front Row Of Next Debate

In another move aimed directly at Democratic Presidential nominee Hillary Clinton’s campaign, Republican nominee Donald Trump plans to seat four women he’s never sexually assaulted in the front row of the next Presidential debate October 19th in Las Vegas. Pundits are calling the move a slap in the face to Clinton and a direct repudiation of the narrative that he’s an aggressive sexual predator. Appearing at the debate with an entire slate of four women whom he has never sexually […]

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California Law Bans Republicans from Using ANY Public Restroom

“As Republicans work diligently to discriminate against the innocent transgender community, they completely ignore the fact that it’s Republicans themselves that are the greater threat to the public’s restroom safety.”

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God Vehemently Denies ‘Personal Relationship’ With Ted Cruz

God didn’t really want people to think he and Cruz were close.

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Groundhog Sees Republican Candidate List, Predicts Six More Months of Assholes

A crowd gathered at Gobbler’s Knob early this morning, awaiting the emergence of the famed groundhog named Punxsutawney Phil.

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Ted Cruz Found Ineligible To Run For President

This should really be of no surprise to anyone…

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Obama Pretty Sure He Should Just Run For Third Term

I just can’t allow all my progress to backslide into the pit of despair again. I can be like the FDR of the new millennium.

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Ben Carson: ‘Jesus Was The First Founding Father To Sign The Declaration Of Independence’

Appearing on Fox News recently, Republican candidate Dr. Ben Carson was talking about his plans for the nation if he were to become president.

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Chaffetz Forced To Admit Planned Parenthood Video Was Scene From 1988 Movie ‘Child’s Play’

“Look at what has been done to this baby,” Chaffetz had said.

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