Beginning immediately all buyers of both new and used water guns will have to undergo a comprehensive background check to ensure they have the mental stability to properly care for and use their weapons.
Beginning immediately all buyers of both new and used water guns will have to undergo a comprehensive background check to ensure they have the mental stability to properly care for and use their weapons.
Did you know that every single hour thousands of people are traumatized by ads featuring sad but cute animals accompanied by the soul-wrenching music of Sarah McLachlan?
"The solar spill is not just affecting our neighborhood. It has spilled over the entire state. And our last analysis proved that the spill has spread over the entire Northern Hemisphere. Solar energy was leaking over half the world for twelve hours."
Palin's ambitious 2013 initiative will reportedly include food and snacks as well as beverages. Team officials lauded the scheduled Q2 launch of the "Second Amendment SnackShot," described in press materials as a sugar-coated, double-butter-fried waffle cunningly molded into the shape of an expanded-capacity AR-15 magazine.
"If you look more closely, you'll see some curious parallels between the two – both started by Jewish guys with a knack for starting mass movements, phenomenal global reach, etc. This is one to watch.”
The water bottling giant Poland Spring Water out of Maine is said to be suing Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) for alleged defamation with his use of a bottle of water which came from the company.
"These undue burdens are not only infringing on our rights as automobile owners, but they create a slippery slope to complete confiscation of our vehicles by a tyrannical government."
This week, Toyota Motor Corporation, announced another massive vehicle recall. In a press release issued on Thursday, Toyota informed the public that “we will be recalling 2-million 2014 Toyota Rav4s due to a faulty passenger seat.”
“That woman belongs in the loony bin and the Americans put her in the highest levels of government. They are ripe for an invasion. They don’t know which way is up.”
The two had been discussing how stupid Americans are and how you’d have to be a complete idiot not to know how to handle a gun. “That’s when their guns discharged and they shot each other.”