Several frightened hikers in Austin breathed sighs of relief Saturday afternoon at the news that the ape-man they thought they saw on a Bull Creek trail was actually Texas governor Rick Perry.
Several frightened hikers in Austin breathed sighs of relief Saturday afternoon at the news that the ape-man they thought they saw on a Bull Creek trail was actually Texas governor Rick Perry.
Vice Presidential nominee Paul Ryan held a rally in South Dakota this week, where he told crowds that President Obama's biggest problem is that he "HERP instead of DERP DERP."
Tired of being under appreciated and disrespected, Bassoonist Johann Spector's biggest pet peeve was being confused as an oboist.
Demanding the head of the American flight attendant who, according to Beck, failed to open a can of soda for the conservative stalwart, seems a small price to pay.
It appears Paul Ryan is not only a world record holding marathon runner, a world series hero, and a dynamite dancer, but he is also apparently a direct descendant of Jesus of Nazareth.
In order to placate what could have devolved into a free-for-all of those feeling like their personal religious beliefs weren't sufficiently catered to, more possible God incarnations were added.
On Monday, the FDA gave final approval to the financially troubled KV Pharmaceutical for their “Afternoon-Before” pregnancy prevention pill. The pill, referred to as “PreSin” works by suppressing sexual desires prior to engaging in a sexual act.
This evening a flurry of un-presidential and outright funny updates were splashed across President Obama's Facebook page while he was at a dinner party.
Being a young boy, he was even more fascinated when he found out where ambergris comes from. The rare compound exists in the digestive system of whales and is either excreted out in fecal matter or thrown up in vomit.
"The Romney campaign has advised me that there is no way they can win in November without depending on image over substance - kind of like our pizza."