Rick Perry: Religious Freedom Does Not Mean Freedom From Religion, Just the Bad Ones

Texas Governor Perry signed what has been dubbed the “Merry Christmas bill” into law. The legislation allows schools to display religious symbols such as Christmas trees and nativity scenes as long as at least one other religious image or secular icon is also included — so as long as Jesus is depicted.

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17Jun
2013

Jackson Family to Restore Neverland Ranch for Underprivileged Young Children — Mostly Boys

Neverland Ranch has been neglected since the tragic death of music legend Michael Jackson in 2009, but his family thinks it’s time for a change.

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17Jun
2013

CEO of Exxon Mobil Fights Keystone XL Opposition with Blank Checks

In an unprecedented move that has environmentalists and oil companies alike wide-eyed and mouth-agape, Exxon Mobil will be writing blank checks to congressmen in opposition to Keystone XL.

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10Jun
2013

Facebook Employee Outs Insidious Program That Targets Users With Ads

Facebook has been systematically scanning status messages, comments, and likes in order to maliciously target users for advertisements.

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8Jun
2013

Creation Museum Determines That 81% of Ticket Buyers Only There to Mock

Park attendance has fizzled in recent years and the new zip line course, along with the public’s incessant desire to mock ridiculous things, just may turn things around for the struggling museum.

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8Jun
2013

Woman With Public Facebook Profile Disgusted By NSA Snooping

Las Vegas resident Brittney Matthews has taken to her public Facebook page to blast the National Security Agency’s snooping into the phone records of private Americans.

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8Jun
2013

Annoying Cops in New York Now a Felony, Millions of New Yorkers Expect to be Arrested

In a controversial move the New York State Senate has passed Senate Bill S.2402 which makes it a class E felony to annoy a police officer.

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6Jun
2013

Letter From Santa Reveals He Watches Everyone All The Time, NSA Jealous

With this letter revealed the National Security Agency (NSA) has expressed their jealousy over how Santa is able to watch everyone all the time all over the world all at once.

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5Jun
2013

Michigan Man Starves To Death by Following One Too Many Food Safety Studies

Michigan’s Melvin Reginald Bartlett, starved to death yesterday after following one too studies on food safety. What did he discover and is any food safe?

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5Jun
2013