Articles By: Tex


Some Liberal Commie Police Refuse to use Pepper Spray on Occupy Groups

Those students have been breaking the law by trespassing on college campus grounds. Do they think the universities are there for students? What gives them the right to protest tuition increases? Where is it written that they can ask their grievances to be addressed?

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Republican Suggestions for Mount Rushmore

We decided to look into what other candidates for the Republican nomination would want on Mt. Rushmore. Here are the results.

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Billionaires and their Allies tell the Occupy Movement to Stop It!

“…you accuse us of sending jobs overseas. Well, if you want a job, move to China or Indonesia. We send jobs where the workers are, why don’t you move to where the jobs are?”

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D.C. Files for FEMA Funding

Facing the worst drought of ideas in eighty years, and exacerbated by the Bush presidency, our nation’s capital has filed for emergency relief funds.

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Congressional Republicans Submit a Bill to Ban Atheism

In a Christian gesture, Congressional Republicans introduce H.R. 1822 to protect the faithful against dissent and free speech.

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George Bush’s Presidency Excluded from Texas School Books

In a move to cut out all history that might offend the religious right and conservatives and after two years of deliberation, the Texas State Board of Education (TSBE) has refused to include the presidency of George W. Bush in Texas textbooks.

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A Battle Royale (with Cheese) over Food Stamps

Captain Comerica, Tex Shelters, defender of the Free Market Faith versus Liberal T.J., defender of the undeserving, Snodgrass

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Liberal Government Regulations are a Parasitic Ponzi Scheme

Regulations are ruining the entrepreneurial spirit in America. Regulations get in the way of freedom. Regulation makes us dependent on scientists. Regulation of water interferes with cancer research.

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Every Day, I’m More Gay

Ever since Ellen Degeneres got married in 2008, I have felt the gayness creep up on me. If teachers can promote sexuality in the class room, imagine what a hot gyrating Ellen Degeneres can do to our innocent young girls and promote gay, man on man, sex.

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