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Jeb Bush Changing His Last Name To Reagan To Better His Chances In 2016

March 5, 2013
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"Jeb" "Bush" "2016" "GOP" "Republican" "president" "Reagan"

He is quite aware of the stigma attached to his last name ever since his brother turned out to be one of the worst presidents in United States history.

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NASCAR’s NRA 500 Open To All Drivers, No Background Checks Or Safety Training Necessary

March 5, 2013
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"NASCAR" "NRA" "LaPierre" "Gassage" "Sprint" "Cup" "Texas" "April"

NASCAR feels very strongly about everyone's right to compete in this American past-time no matter what the criminal record or bad driving shows, or even if the driving operators are drunk and untrained. In fact, they feel the more cars on the speedway the safer it will be for everyone.

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Obama Stockpiling Weapons, Ammunition, And What Seems To Be Some Sort Of Nationalized Army

March 4, 2013
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According to UndergroundDwellers.com President Obama is setting up some form of coup to completely control all the people of the United States.

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Argo Wins Best Picture Angering Right-Wing: “It’s Just Rewarding Problem-Solving Without Need Of War”

February 25, 2013
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Director and producer Ben Affleck accepts the Oscar for best picture for "Argo" at the 85th Academy Awards in Hollywood

While many were congratulating the victory of the story that many had never heard there were several on the right-wing who were very upset.

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CPAC 2013 Speakers Romney & Palin Will Discuss Best Ways To Lose Presidential Elections

February 21, 2013
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"CPAC" "Romney" "Palin" "2013" "conservative" "Republican" "losing" "defeated"

Both Sarah Palin and Mitt Romney seem to be well versed in how to really turn off the American public from ever wanting to vote for them, so they will be revealing their secrets of being defeated to their conservative peers so that they too can repeat the same mistakes in the future.

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Poland Spring Water Suing Senator Marco Rubio For Defamation

February 13, 2013
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"Rubio" "Poland" "Springs" "water" "defamation" "SOTU" "Republican"

The water bottling giant Poland Spring Water out of Maine is said to be suing Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) for alleged defamation with his use of a bottle of water which came from the company.

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State Of The Union: President Obama Announcing Mandatory Military Enlistment For All Chickenhawks

February 12, 2013
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"Nugent" "Chickenhawk" "SOTU" "State" "of" "the" "Union" "President" "Obama" "mandatory" "enlistment"

One of the major key points is his requirement of all individuals in favor of war and invading more nations to enlist immediately in the armed service branch of their choice. If they do not choose a branch to serve in, one will be chosen for them.

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Pope Benedict XVI Resigning Papacy To Coach Football At Penn State

February 11, 2013
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"Pope" "Benedict" "vatican" "leaving"

The Vatican announced that Pope Benedict XVI will being leaving Rome and head to Pennsylvania to begin getting ready for next years football season as head coach of the Nittany Lions.

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Fox News Loses Credibility Amongst Logical Thinkers, Gains With Paranoid Delusional Narcissists

February 7, 2013
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It would appear Fox News will not change its course of action when reporting the news, but will instead change its slogan from "Fair and Balanced" to " We know what you want to hear."

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Hillary Clinton Beginning New Campaign

February 1, 2013
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"Hillary" "Clinton" "campaign" "2016" "relax"

She's bringing this campaign of finally putting her feet up straight to her couch in upstate New York.

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