Articles By: S. Wood


Duck Dynasty Cancelled After Robertsons Accept Roles Within Trump Administration

Everything is moving forward just as we expected.

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Hillary To Seat Random Stranger From Local Applebees In Front Row Of Debate

“If Trump thinks he can be random with Obama’s half-brother, you just wait and see what I’ve got up my sleeve.”

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Trump FURIOUS ‘Rigged’ Media Has Audacity To Report Words Coming Directly From His Mouth

With Donald Trump dramatically falling in the polls daily, especially after tape came out where he admitted to sexually assaulting women, he doesn’t seem to know what to do. In an effort to combat the narrative that he is a sexual predator, because he is, Trump is now going after the media, claiming the election is “rigged” against him. Sitting down with Free Wood Post, Trump explained: “The media is rigging this election against me! It’s totally biased and unfair. […]

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United States Creepy Clown Problem Getting Out Of Hand

This epidemic is growing and it’s terrifying.

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Donald Trump: Of Course I’ll Use Twitter To Bully ISIS Into Submission

“I’ll be the best ever at tweet-shaming all those losers over there.”

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After Months Of Almost Caring About The Nation, Ted Cruz Gives Up Search For Spine

As much as many can say they don’t like Senator Ted “Green Eggs and Ham” Cruz, they could at least say he seemed to care about the nation enough to not want to see it fall into the hands of a megalomaniac reality television show host. Ever since Cruz dropped out of the race for Republican nominee he held true to making sure that the nation will not fall prey to the horrendousness of Donald Trump. He even implied at the Republican […]

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Hillary Recruits Local Middle School Bully To Help With Trump Debate Prep

Will the strategy pay off?

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BREAKING: Donald Trump’s Colonoscopy Reveals All His Policy Ideas (DETAILS)

“Once we were in there everything started to make sense.”

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Maryland Woman Sees Donald Trump Face On Toast, Immediately Throws In Trash (IMAGE)

“I didn’t want my children to see such a horrible thing on their food.”

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Hillary Regrets Saying Half Of Trump’s Supporters Are Deplorable, Meant To Say All

“It was an error in judgement. I should have been more honest.”

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