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Marcus Bachmann Excited About Gay Marriage In Minnesota: “It’s time to shave the beard!”

May 13, 2013
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With the legalization of gay marriage seemingly coming soon to the state of Minnesota one resident of the Land of 10,000 Lakes is revving up for the exciting news.

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Tea Party Insists President Obama Call IRS Targeting Them An ‘Act of Terror’

May 13, 2013
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The alleged targeting by the IRS has upset quite a few conservatives and the Tea Party insists that President Obama take action immediately by first and foremost calling the investigations an "act of terror."

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Darrell Issa Blames Obama For Not Traveling Back In Time To Stop Bush’s Lies Which Led To War

May 10, 2013
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"Issa" "Obama" "investigation" "Iraq" "Bush" "WMD"

It seems that Fox News and Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) want to get to the bottom of this travesty. They are appalled that the American people could've been lied to so vehemently at the cost of thousands of American military lives and hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians.

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Sarah Palin To Run For President — Of Own Fan Club

May 8, 2013
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"Sarah" "Palin" "fan" "club" "Palinaholics" "president"

Sarah Palin is no stranger to being her own publicist and making sure she gets as much attention as possible at all times no matter good or bad, but it seems the former governor of Alaska would like to take over the reins of her own fan club.

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Mark Sanford Looking Forward To More Taxpayer Funded Affairs

May 8, 2013
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During an interview after winning South Carolina's first district, Mark Sanford revealed some of his plans for his future in Congress as well as in his own personal life.

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House Acts Quickly To Fight Sequestration Cuts That Reduce Their Time Not Doing Anything

May 1, 2013
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An emergency session of Congress was held late Wednesday afternoon as representatives from all over the nation flew back to take an emergency vote regarding new sequestration cuts.

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Childhood Friends Of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev: “He Was Never Good At Hide And Seek”

April 21, 2013
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Childhood Friends Of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev: “He Was Never Good At Hide And Seek”

It has come to the attention of the FBI that alleged Boston marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was never good at the game 'Hide-and-Seek' as a child.

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Psychiatric Hospital Apologizes For Not Keeping Better Track Of Alex Jones’ Online Privileges

April 16, 2013
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"We are working diligently to combat Mr. Jones' acute paranoia and obsessive compulsivity to link all tragedy to the United States government."

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Republican Erupts into Undecipherable Gibberish Regarding Homosexuality, Gun Control, and Abortion

April 12, 2013
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AngryTownHall

At a local town hall meeting in Bismark, North Dakota open to the public where legislators, predominantly Republican, were discussing budding legislation regarding zoning permits and the school board, proud Tea Party Republican Thomas Frinkleman stood up and seemingly lost his marbles.

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Woman Excited Gay Marriage May Let Her One Day Marry Her Guinea Pig

April 10, 2013
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"Guinea" "pig" "gay" "marriage" "slippery" "slope"

With the overturn of Proposition 8 in California being inevitable Penelope Gottledam is overjoyed with the slippery slope that may one day allow her to marry her beloved Guinea Pig named Cheesecake.

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