"What’s that? It’s illegal? What, the waterboarding? Well, I asked my lawyer if it was illegal, and he said that it was. But he also said that fixing an election was illegal, and since I got away with that, I figured, 'What the hell?'
"What’s that? It’s illegal? What, the waterboarding? Well, I asked my lawyer if it was illegal, and he said that it was. But he also said that fixing an election was illegal, and since I got away with that, I figured, 'What the hell?'
“The gay marriage movement is making a lot of progress. It will be legal in the whole country soon; I think that’s obvious. And when that happens, I really think people will seriously consider supporting polygamous marriages too."
A piece of unpublished content from Obama’s interview with The New Republic magazine was leaked on their web site Thursday morning, revealing a rather crass side to the President.
“We’ve been trying to think of a way to give more women access to safe abortions without dealing with harassment from protestors outside our buildings."
Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz, the king of the monarchical country Saudi Arabia, invited supporters of Mitt Romney to his country Friday morning after he noticed that they have very similar beliefs to his.
Several frightened hikers in Austin breathed sighs of relief Saturday afternoon at the news that the ape-man they thought they saw on a Bull Creek trail was actually Texas governor Rick Perry.
“We can’t even really call them our own,” Redfoo said. “When we want to make a new album, all we do is get wasted at bars and write down all the things we hear drunk people say, and then we compile them into songs.”
Shortly after making a statement about increasing fundraising efforts, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney announced this morning that he has decided to sell pictures of his wife, Ann, to help raise money for his campaign.
Santorum admitted that despite having executed the visual coping mechanisms, he and his wife still had difficulty dealing with the loss.