Articles By: Richard Spall


Trump To Seat Four Women He Hasn’t Sexually Assaulted In Front Row Of Next Debate

In another move aimed directly at Democratic Presidential nominee Hillary Clinton’s campaign, Republican nominee Donald Trump plans to seat four women he’s never sexually assaulted in the front row of the next Presidential debate October 19th in Las Vegas. Pundits are calling the move a slap in the face to Clinton and a direct repudiation of the narrative that he’s an aggressive sexual predator. Appearing at the debate with an entire slate of four women whom he has never sexually […]

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Trump Still Hoping To Appeal To ‘Idiots Who Pay Taxes’

Mr. Trump still believes he can appeal to the sorts of fools who might pay taxes.

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Recent Poll Shows Clinton Gaffe Costing Her Dearly With Deplorable Demographic

The poll shows that her slip has cost her dearly in the much sought-after deplorable demographic.

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Mexican President Complains About Quality of People U.S. Is Sending To Mexico

Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto took to the airwaves today during his weekly radio address.

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Trump Shows Childhood Bible At Conservative Summit, Denies Writing “Loser” Throughout Text

At the Values Voter Summit in Washington on Friday, Donald Trump produced his childhood Bible in an attempt to sway those in attendance who might question his purported Christian faith. Trump passed the tattered book through the audience, offering them to “touch the sides” to prove it was real, “just like Peter did.” Trump offered that it was given to him by his “very religious” mother, who also delivered a virgin birth. Many were impressed that he obviously keep the […]

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Scott Walker Drops Out Of Presidential Race, Crushing Hopes and Dreams of 0% of Voters

No Walker supporters could be located for for questioning regarding the stunning move.

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Trump Healthcare Reform Involves Building a Wall Around Diseases, Making Them Pay for it

“This idea is new, it’s big, it’s huge, it’s terrific, and it will make America great again.”

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Sarah Palin Blasts President Obama For Allowing El Nino Into America

Today Sarah Palin blasted President Obama for lax border policies which have allowed El Nino to sweep into America with no resistance.

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Suspected Ebola Case Thankfully Just Demonic Possession

A recently suspected Ebola case in Texas has thankfully turned out to just be a simple case of demonic possession. The public had grown nearly hysterical with thoughts that this could be the beginning of an unstoppable plague that would be unable to be contained. When word of the potential infection first surfaced, there were immediate calls to stop all airline flights to and from the United States and to quarantine anyone with so much as a sniffle. Some had […]

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Unretouched Photos of Scarlett Johansson Reveal Hideous Truth About Her Body

Unretouched photos of Scarlett Johansson have surfaced which reveal, as many had long suspected, a disgusting body requiring extensive photographic enhancement in order to be found palatable by the public at large. Investigative reporter Jennifer Rollins on the scandalous pics: “These are very tough to look at. They categorically prove that the images of Ms. Johansson’s that have been released and heretofore seen in the media are not real and simply the work of Photoshop wizards employed by her Hollywood […]

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