Articles By: Nurmi Husa


Entire Command Structure of the NYPD Arrested & Detained

In a surprise and surprisingly peaceful operation this morning, the entire command structure of the NYPD was arrested and detained as a threat to public safety.

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Wall Street Raided, Hundreds of Banksters Arrested

Early this afternoon, in a carefully coordinated series of simultaneous assaults, hundreds of police officers raided the corporate headquarters of Bank of America, JPMorgan Chase, Wells Fargo, Citibank and several other large banks and arrested all the top management.

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Herman Cain Admits to Believing in Science, GOP Base Outraged

Herman Cain was asked during an interview on ABC’s The View if he believes that being gay is a choice. He replied that he does, but went on to assert, “You show me the science that says it’s not, and I could be persuaded.”

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Rick Perry Redefines Public Service for the 21st Century

In a press conference Saturday afternoon, Governor and Presidential front-runner Rick Perry explained that this is all part of his cunning plan to get back to basics.

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New Mexico Governor Resigns and Deports Herself Accordingly

The (now formerly) Honorable Susana Martinez announced her resignation as the 31st Governor of New Mexico on Wednesday, confessing that her paternal grandparents were in fact illegal immigrants – making, she said, “my own father one of those terrorist anchor babies the Republican Party has been working so tirelessly to save America from.”

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