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Millions of FaceBook Users Plan to Retire to Farmville After the Election

November 5, 2012
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A recent Free Wood Post poll shows that millions of Facebook users plan to retire to Farmville after the 2012 Presidential Election.

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Fox News Reports Muppet Related Crime at All Time High, Romney Vows War on Vowels

October 6, 2012
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"Romney" "Big" "Bird" "Muppets" "war" "vowels" "Free" "Wood" "Post" "Fox" "News"

Some of the problems which have been identified with Sesame Street are "sharing" which is a subtle way of teaching socialist doctrine, "counting" is a dubious practice because it casts doubt on both Reaganomics as well as Ryanomics.

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Millions Seeking Obamacare Death Panel Jobs Unable to Apply

September 30, 2012
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Millions of people are seeking to get a foot in the door before the advent of the Affordable Health Care Act, commonly known as Obamacare goes into effect but no one in our government seems to know how to apply for these much talked about Death Panel jobs.

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Romney to Boycott Debates After Learning He Won’t Be Debating an Empty Chair

September 28, 2012
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Presidential contender Gov. Mitt Romney has issued a statement that he is very displeased to hear that the criteria for the Presidential Debates has been abruptly changed to actually include President Obama and not a proxy in the form of an empty chair.

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Paul Ryan Proposes Back to Work Plan for the Nation’s Seniors

August 11, 2012
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He has come up with a bold and innovative solution to help those seniors who feel they will be hurt by his budget cuts.

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The First Ever National Tea Party Spelling Bee Yields No Winners

July 18, 2012
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In an effort to counter the wide-spread consensus that members of their party are under-educated and have a proclivity to misspell their political signs, the Tea Party has decided to launch a counter offensive.

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Romney to Endorse Same-Sex Corporate Mergers

June 5, 2012
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Recently Gov. Mitt Romney was asked since supports corporate personhood, does he also support same-sex corporate mergers?

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OUT Magazine Names The Sweater Vest As The Gay Fashion Innovation Of 2012

April 12, 2012
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The fashion influence of the now suspended Rick Santorum presidential campaign has had an unforeseen twist, many people in the LGBT communities have kept a close eye on the anti-gay and homophobic rhetoric of his campaign.

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Ann Coulter Launches ‘Abstinence is the New Sexy’ Campaign for the GOP

March 13, 2012
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Outspoken author and GOP political pundit Ann Coulter has agreed to become the spokesperson for the GOP's latest campaign aimed at the youth of America to counter what they claim is a sex crazed society.

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$6 Million Donated to Rebuild Gingrich Campaign

March 4, 2012
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A former Director of the now defunct OSI (Office of Scientific Intelligence) Oscar Goldman has been asked by some GOP officials to help rebuild the Gingrich campaign.

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