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Iowa Supreme Courts Stands Up For Long-Oppressed Group: Rich White Men

December 26, 2012
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“In our society, rich white men face closed door after closed door,” court spokesperson Monty Pritchett said in a statement after the decision was announced.

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NRA President Wayne LaPierre: “Let’s arm our babies!”

December 21, 2012
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While LaPierre was quick to blame the media and the entertainment industry for the incident, he also argued there was a proactive solution to prevent such future tragedies: arm newborn babies.

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Romney Grants Amnesty to Aliens: Spock, Superman, and E.T.

May 5, 2012
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Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney released a clear statement today on his plan for dealing with illegal aliens here in the United States: amnesty for Mr. Spock, Superman, and E.T.

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Bush now just lounging around the house, playing lots of “Risk”

April 24, 2012
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Almost four years after he left the Oval Office, President Bush is apparently still having trouble adjusting to life as a “regular” person.

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Ted Nugent: “I’m not crazy! I have One-Hit-Wonder-itis!”

April 20, 2012
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“Rock star” Ted Nugent attempted to explain his recent inflammatory comments regarding President Obama yesterday, claiming he suffers from “One-Hit-Wonder-itis,” a relatively common disease afflicting those in the music industry.

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Romney: “Seal the border and stop El Niño from entering our country!”

April 17, 2012
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Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney took a bold stand today against both illegal immigration and extreme weather by declaring the United States should protect its boarders against El Niño. “For too long we have let both El Niño and his female counterpart, La Niña, invade our country and wreak havoc on our weather systems. It’s…

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North Korea: “Our missile did not break apart, our missile shared glorious components with sea and sky!”

April 13, 2012
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North Korean leader Kim Jong-un cries during a memorial service for his father and former leader Kim Jong-il in Pyongyang

Yesterday, communist nation North Korea launched a rocket in an effort to intimidate its enemies and to announce its authority as a military force. After less than two minutes of flight, the rocket broke apart and scattered pieces fell into the Yellow Sea; an event that North Korea leaders quickly labeled a success.

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