
“In our society, rich white men face closed door after closed door,” court spokesperson Monty Pritchett said in a statement after the decision was announced.

Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney took a bold stand today against both illegal immigration and extreme weather by declaring the United States should protect its boarders against El Niño. “For too long we have let both El Niño and his female counterpart, La Niña, invade our country and wreak havoc on our weather systems. It’s…

Yesterday, communist nation North Korea launched a rocket in an effort to intimidate its enemies and to announce its authority as a military force. After less than two minutes of flight, the rocket broke apart and scattered pieces fell into the Yellow Sea; an event that North Korea leaders quickly labeled a success.