Articles By: Jeff Musall


Koch Brothers Invoice Romney 500 Million For ‘Services Not Rendered’

It seems they aren’t happy with the result and are holding Romney responsible. Immediately after Romney conceded, the Koch boys emailed an invoice to Romney demanding 500 million dollars for what they termed “services not rendered.”

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Romney Concedes: ‘I really wasn’t a good candidate’

With his imminent defeat being reported, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney made a startling confession. Not able to come right out and say he lost, Romney pointed to Fox News reports stating he had the lead and was going to win in a historic landslide that would be a mandate against all Kenyan Muslim socialists who happen to be non-white.

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Elderly Woman Admits: ‘I’m not really an independent, I’m lonely and like robocalls’

An elderly woman just outside of Cleveland, Ohio admitted to a Fox News crew that she really wasn’t an independent, but merely starved for attention.

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Pat Robertson: God Sent Hurricane Sandy To Save America From Mormons

“God is not a Mormon, and he doesn’t want a Mormon to be the president of his America,” Robertson said on his televangelist talk show “The 700 Club.”

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In Drunken Stupor, Glenn Beck Admits He Will Vote For Obama

Beck has been unceasing in his criticism of President Barack Obama dating back to the 2008 election. He has had nothing positive to say, turning to vitriolic rants to put voice to his opinions. That’s why it was such a surprise when Beck admitted that he would be voting for Mr. Obama November 6.

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Ann Coulter Halloween Costume: Will Go as an Actual Woman

In fairness, Coulter has never absolutely identified herself with a specific gender in the public arena, which has left the door open for speculation.

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Cat Impersonates Donald Trump At News Conference, Fires Human Trump

A reporter asked how the cat could come up with such an exacting and damning treatise on the Donald, to which the furry feline hissed disapproval.

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Log Cabin Republicans Endorse Romney, KKK Gives Nod To Obama

“We know libs and hippies and black folk don’t like us, so if they see the KKK favorin’ Obama, they might just stay at home when it be votin’ day.”

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Tim Tebow Trademarks ‘Tebowing,’ Adds Bad Play And Poor NFL Skills

He also applied for a trademark on bad quarterback play and being completely irrelevant to the team paying him millions of dollars. If Tebow is granted the trademark, he will gain exclusivity when it comes to absolutely sucking as a quarterback.

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Tagg Romney Wanted To Rush Stage At Presidential Debate And Punch Mitt For Naming Him Tagg

Romney was being harassed by someone in the crowd seated directly behind him. Time and again, the miscreant taunted Tagg about his name, apparently bringing back latent memories from his youth.

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