If there’s one thing Donald Trump is good at, it’s being an ass on Twitter, and he seems to want to use that ability to conquer ISIS if he were to become president.
While speaking with Free Wood Post, Trump said:
“I’m the guy who’s gonna get ISIS to stop terrorizing the world. Have you seen my tweets? Of course I’ll use Twitter to bully ISIS into submission. I’m the best at being the biggest jerk ever on Twitter. You’ve seen how I’ve gone after Crooked Hillary, Little Marco, Lyin’ Ted, and now that fat slut Miss Universe. Now imagine how that will go over with ISIS. They’ll cry themselves to sleep by the time I’m done with them. I’ll call them names and they’ll realize they’re weak, so much weaker than me, and they’ll stop terrorizing the world and especially the USA. I’ll be the best ever at tweet-shaming all those losers over there. They won’t even see what’s coming especially when I go after them after four lines of coke in the middle of the night. BOOM! It will be the best ever. Magnificent. So good. Make America Great Again.”
Now, something tells us this won’t actually be an effective strategy to combat one of the worst terrorist organizations in the world, and they probably don’t give a rat’s ass what Trump says unless they can use it in a recruiting video, but that clearly won’t stop Trump from thinking he’s the best ever. Even though he’s clearly, and absolutely, the worst.
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