Hillary Recruits Local Middle School Bully To Help With Trump Debate Prep

It’s one thing to prepare for a presidential debate against someone who may actually know a thing or two about policy and diplomacy. It’s another to have to prepare to debate a person who has the maturity level of Donald Trump, which is that of an 11-year-old schoolyard bully.

So, in an effort to really understand how to deal with someone of this maturity level on a debate stage, the Hillary Clinton campaign has recruited a sixth-grade student from one of the local schools in Brooklyn, New York close to Clinton campaign headquarters.

The name of the student is being withheld due to his age, but it’s been confirmed that this boy is the most horrible bully in his grade and is often finding himself in the principal’s office. He’s known for name-calling, taunting, and lying to get what he wants even if it holds no basis in reality. He’s even been known to project his own feelings of insecurity onto others, which is why the Clinton campaign thought he’d make the perfect debate partner to prepare Hillary Clinton for going head to head with Trump.

With the debates coming closer, everyone is eager with anticipation. It’s likely going to be very enlightening, and most certainly entertaining.


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