In Effort To Appeal To ‘The Gays’ Trump Will Allow Them To Fix His Hair

After the brutal massacre at a gay nightclub in Orlando, Florida, presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has been trying to use it as a political tool to help himself get elected, even bragging that he was “right.” He’s even gone so far as to say that we should “Ask the gays what they think and what they do…”

Of course, he was speaking in reference to who would be better for the country in regards to the gay community — himself or presumptive Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton.

Well, the gay community has made it clear that they really want nothing to do with a misogynistic racist that caters to members of his own party who seek to trample LGBT rights and then uses a massacre to help him win. So, in an effort to appeal to gay individuals, Trump is about to do something very drastic — let them fix his infamous hair. Which, in all honesty, if he wants to “ask the gays what they think” they’ll likely tell you that thing on top of his head that he claims is his hair is atrocious, because it is.

Trump told Free Wood Post in a phone interview:

“Listen, I want the gays to know that I care for them. Really much. Like, a huge amount. The most amount there could ever be. If letting them style my hair will get them on board the Trump train, I’d be happy to let them touch the sacred beast. I can’t promise I’ll let it stay the way they do whatever they do to it for long, but I’m willing to let them know that I’m the best for them. The best ever.”

While a nice offer, I guess, no one from the gay community has stepped forward to actually get within a 100 foot radius of Trump because he’s that nauseating. So, only time will tell to see if we’ll see Trump’s hair fixed. I guess we’ll know it happened when it happens, and Free Wood Post will keep you up to date as this story unfolds.

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