Supporters of rocker Ted Nugent are on the defensive after Nugent’s recent anti-Semitic Facebook post drew outrage from both sides of the aisle. Many gun owners and gun control activists alike are pressuring the National Rifle Association to dismiss the longtime board member from the organization’s board after the inflammatory post that depicted American Jews as the men and women “really behind gun control.” He also suggested that Jews themselves were responsible for the Holocaust.
“If I could just explain, we can settle this whole thing once and for all. It’s just all one great big understanding. People think Ted Nugent is some kind of huge moronic asshole. But really he’s just a huge moronic asshole. If you don’t know Ted, I can see that you’d think he’s some kind of ignorant fuckmunch. But once you get to know him, he’s really an ignorant fuckmunch,” said longtime fan Tanya Breland.
Other Nugent fan Fred Simpson added, “Sure, you look at his post and it looks like the kind of thing that some kind of simple-minded slime mold might construct. But Ted really does share many genetic traits with the simple-minded slime mold. It’s all quite logical!”
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