Ted Cruz Sets New World Record Getting 10 Million People To Instantly Hate Him

One of the rare things in life is finding someone who is so extraordinarily good at just one thing. Someone, who against all odds, can be the best. Maybe even set a new World Record. Well, one presidential candidate was just able to accomplish this very rare feat — Ted Cruz.

In an instant, and in the fastest time ever recorded, Canadian Republican presidential candidate Sen. Ted Cruz was able to piss off nearly 10 million people when he decided to attack the greatest city in the world — New York City.

The folks over at the Guinness Book of World Records revealed that they’ve never seen anything like it.

“It was like nothing we’ve ever witnessed,” said Claire Wonderstead, senior editor of GBOWR. “Nowhere in our records have we been able to record someone become so hated by so many people so fast. It was as if he was trying to get the largest city in the United States to hate him. Which seems odd considering he’s running for office, but maybe it was a personal goal for him.”

After Ted Cruz insulted New York City and their “values” social media lit up in a furor. Cruz apparently forgot that NYC is the city that came together after 9/11/01, is the home to some of the best theater and art, the best pizza in the world, not to mention is being the very embodiment of liberty and American values with people from every corner of the globe.

We here at Free Wood Post would like to congratulate Ted Cruz on his new World Record, and hope that its a good consolation prize as he flushes his dreams down the toilet and away from any chance at the White House.

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