Presidential hopeful Carly Fiorina has been making headlines lately for her passionate description about supposedly viewing a video of a live fetus kicking and crying on a table as evil Planned Parenthood employees harvest it’s brain for profit.
The fact that no such video exists hasn’t seemed to phase her. The fact that the video she claims to have watched is a heavily edited hack job that has been discredited by every legitimate news organization hasn’t phased her either.
Now, she is doubling down on her video claims. She asserts that she knows that aliens, bigfoot, the Lock Ness monster and the Chupacabra exist because she has seen the video. Either Miss Fiorina lives in a different reality than the rest of us or she has never heard of photoshop or computer generated images.
In any case, we here at Free Wood Post are hoping her alien overlords contact her and let he know she should step down as a presidential candidate before she embarrasses the country any further. Maybe she could take a nice vacation; go camping with her pal bigfoot or maybe some water recreation with Nessie.
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