Gay Marriage Forces Josh Duggar To Become The Biggest Douchebag The World Has Ever Seen

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He said it would happen — “Gay marriage will ruin the sanctity of marriage.” Who was to know that the sanctity it would destroy would be his own?

Ever since marriage equality became law of the land, 19 Kids and Counting‘s Josh Duggar has become the biggest douchebag the world has ever laid eyes on.

First, it was discovered that he molested his sisters when he was a teenager, and now it’s been discovered that this once perfect man of God has been cheating on his wife through the website Ashley Madison.

If it wasn’t for the legalization of gay marriage, none of this would’ve happened. None of it! There would have been no exposé of Josh molesting his sisters, and there would have been no Ashley Madison hack.  The gays have RUINED Josh Duggar’s life.

Free Wood Post caught up with the reality television star after these recent allegations hit the news-wire. Duggar said:

“I knew this would happen. I kept trying to tell everyone that if gay marriage becomes legalized it will ruin the sanctity of marriage. And now look. Everything has been exposed. People know I like to touch my sisters, and they know I like to cheat on my wife. Why the gays and homosexuals thought it was okay to ruin normal people’s lives is beyond me. I can’t believe all of this happened so quickly. But it’s true. I’m a douchebag. Probably the biggest perverted douchebag ever. Shoot, I smelled a girl’s hair on the subway just trying to get here. It’s those gosh darn gays! Maybe next time people will believe me!”

While there’s no formal proof that the implementation of marriage equality nationwide was why Josh Duggar was exposed to be the true douche that he is, it is rather coincidental that both happened at the same time.

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