Hospitals On Stand By Awaiting GOP Debate Drinking Game Participants

With the likelihood of an abundance of patients to overrun hospitals nationwide after the first Republican presidential debate, several hospitals have made sure they are heavily staffed and on stand by to receive the influx of potential patients playing drinking games.

Many of the drinking games include drinking upon keywords like “Benghazi” or “Hillary” or “freedom,” and especially “Reagan,” as well as “God.” They also include phrases like “culture of dependency,” or “you can keep your doctor,” as well as “take back America.” And let’s not forget the amount of times the audience will cheer for something racist being said.

These words and phrases have the chance of being uttered not just a few times, but hundreds of times, which may lead to severe alcohol poisoning.

Hospitals are urging these GOP debate drinking game participants to use caution and maybe a low-alcohol content beverage as a choice. Whiskey, Vodka, Tequila, or any other hard liquor are STRONGLY discouraged. Suggestions for use include Pabst Blue Ribbon, Coors Light, or their equivalent — water.

Nonetheless, hospitals will be ready. It is bound to be a busy night.

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