CONFIRMED: Boehner And Trump Come From The Same Family Line Of Cheetos

It has long been speculated that the rare Cheetos gene may, in fact, be in more people than once considered. You can see several examples of this Cheetos line along the shores of New Jersey and New England, stretching into the Midwest and slightly into the western states.

Looking into this phenomenon of genetic mysticism of the Cheetos gene, it was brought to our attention here at Free Wood Post that two well-known politicians may carry the gene, and could be, in fact, related.

These two politicians are Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-OH) and Republican frontrunner for the White House in 2016, Donald Trump.

Looking closely at the two men and studying their complexion on the Cheetos index of extra cheesiness to flaming hot, it can be confirmed that both Boehner and Trump come from the same family line of Cheetos. In fact, they appear to be third Cheetos cousins. Which may explain their mutual love for politics.

Now that it has been confirmed that the two men come from the same line, it will be interesting to see if Boehner endorses the businessman for the Oval Office. We’ll inform you of any developments.


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