Netanyahu To Lobby For Israel To Become 51st State During Speech To Congress


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Given that Israel already receives $8.6 Million per day from the United States government, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has announced that he will be lobbying for Israel to become the 51st state of the Union.

During his much talked about and controversial upcoming speech in front of Congress he plans to not only try to sucker the American people into a war with Iran, but also make the longstanding love affair official by pushing for Israel to officially become part of the United States. Israel already receives $3,150,000,000 annually from the United States already, so why not just take the extra step. According to Netanyahu, “it will make us asking for more and more money and never giving anything in return so much easier.”

Netanyahu told Free Wood Post:

“At this point, it’s really just a formality. We’ve already had the United States support us through everything else that it only makes sense we officially become a state. Your Republicans love us, so we figure our electoral votes will help the U.S. elect a Republican president who will give us even more money. Let’s face it, U.S. contractors need more work since that sheep Obama decided wars should only be of necessity. Wars should be for fun too! And to prove my willy isn’t the size of a baby carrot. If Israel becomes the 51st state that means we’re just one step closer to a war with Iran, and really… isn’t that what we all want?”

Free Wood Post will keep you up to date as details from Netanyahu’s visit to the United States and speech in front of Congress unfold. It will certainly be interesting to see how it all plays out.

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