Monday’s broadcast of Jeopardy featured a category titled “What Women Want” implying women only want vacuum cleaners, good jeans, and sleepy time tea. This raised an uproar on Twitter and forced the producers of the decades-long-running game show to review other categories they were thinking of using:
“What Men Want”
Something you need when you’re hungry with a wife barefoot in the kitchen. — What is a sandwich?
Quiet time is a must during this activity, unless of course you’re connected in. — What is playing video games?
Looking to score? First make sure you have a pocket full of these. — What is Rohypnol?
Game time isn’t any fun without one of these to get the drinks. — What is a beer wench?
Don’t get your panties in a wad, unless of course they’re already in a wad, on the floor. — What is the perfect one night stand?
Profit. — What is most important to Roger Goodell?
Profit. — What comes before the safety of players’ wives?
Profit. — What comes before the safety of players’ children?
Profit. — What comes before the safety of animals?
Profit. — What comes before finally noticing you’ve employed a bunch of criminals.
A man who knew what he wanted and how to get it. — Who is Adolf Hitler?
The best form of invisibility cloak to hide any identity. — What is a white sheet?
This former Texas representative was seen in a picture with a former Grand Wizard. — Who is Ron Paul?
These were just a few of the categories scrapped after the uproar over “What Women Want”… hopefully they’ve learned their lesson and have returned back from 1957 to 2014.