U.S. Captures Key Suspect Behind Benghazi, GOP Confused It’s Not Hillary


In a joint effort between U.S. forces and the FBI, Libyan militia leader Ahmed abu Khattalah, a key suspect behind the attack on the U.S. embassy in Benghazi, Libya, has been captured.

Both the GOP and Fox News have been seen frantically rummaging through piles of paperwork that seemingly don’t have any reference to anyone besides former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton as solely to blame for the attack.

“This seems like a ploy,” said Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA). “Nowhere in our documents does it say outsiders were to blame for the attacks. We know it was Clinton, we just do… WE JUST DO!”

“Like we can believe anything that comes out of this White House,” said Sean Hannity. “It’s an obvious ploy to distract from Hillary doing horribly in her book sales and getting older by the day, not to mention a distraction from Iraq which is a distraction from Bowe Bergdahl which was the original distraction from Benghazi. It’s the Obama administration purposefully messing with the minds of Americans. As if we’re to believe a militant leader in Libya is to blame for an attack on a U.S. embassy in Libya. What do we look like, idiots?”

It would seem that Fox News and the GOP alike can’t wrap their head around the fact that the Obama administration actually knows how to capture people who attack the United States. It’s something they’re not used to from their side of the aisle.

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