Sarah Palin’s Voice Deemed ‘Torture’ By Majority Of Americans


Former half-term governor of Alaska and failed vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has recently been making statements about her appreciation of waterboarding and torture.

In an ironic twist, a recent Free Wood Post survey found that most Americans find Palin’s voice to be among the strongest and most egregious forms of torture in the world.

In fact, prolonged listening to Ms. Palin’s voice causes ears to bleed, blinding headaches, and in some instances, seizures.

With that being said, it does seem fitting that she would speak out in favor of torture, especially seeing that she is the president of her own fan club and her only goal in life is to work to promote herself and her own interests.

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