God Spited Corvettes in Kentucky Over Recognition of Same-Sex Marriage

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It was obvious in Kentucky today that God wasn’t pleased with the ruling from a Federal Judge that said same-sex marriages must be recognized by the state.

In fact, He took his rage out in a horrible way. He didn’t want to hurt any people, so He enveloped eight vintage and beautiful Corvettes within a sinkhole at the National Corvette Museum in Bowling Green, Kentucky.

Free Wood Post asked God why He would do such a thing:

“I had to take my frustration out somehow, and this was one way where I knew I would hurt peoples feelings and soul without actually hurting them. Kentucky shall know my wrath.”

God then took us aside in what He thought was off the record and whispered:

“I actually just really don’t like the pompous, overcompensating obnoxiousness of Corvettes, and how Kentucky was treating cars better than most people. It really has nothing to do with the marriage equality thing, I got over that a long time ago. But you know, I’ve got to keep up appearances for my lesser evolved followers”

Kentucky is currently mourning the loss of their eight fallen automobiles.

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