NSA To Hire ‘Elf On The Shelf’ During The Off Season Due To Stellar Spying Capabilities


It has come to the attention of the NSA (National Security Agency) that there is a new player in town with impeccable and stellar spying capabilities. Starting December 26th and to carry on throughout the year until their duties shift back to spying solely on children for Santa, the ‘Elf on the Shelf’ will be hired to watch over U.S. citizens.

The storybook elves will stealthily maneuver around the homes of Americans, sometimes getting into trouble and causing mayhem, gathering intelligence crucial to national security.

President Obama calls the program “Operation Elf Force” and he is excited to get the task force in play seeing as the elves do such great work spying on children throughout the holiday season.

Free Wood Post will keep you notified as details unfold in this new mission by the NSA to gather information from unknowing Americans.

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