Jesus Depressed After Only Getting Birthday/Christmas Combo Gifts From Friends And Relatives

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Well, another birthday has come and gone for Jesus Christ, and it goes without saying he’s a little sad he only got birthday/Christmas combo gifts from friends and family.

“You’d think I’d be used to it by now,” said Jesus. “However, year after year I wish people would recognize that I want birthday gifts and Christmas presents. I mean, if I were born in June I’d be getting two sets of gifts. It’s just not fair. I don’t want people to think I’m not grateful, but it’s also getting old that people try to keep passing one gift as two. Anyway, enough about me, even though I know I’m the reason for the season. I’m glad everyone else gets lots of presents on my birthday in addition to their own.”

Jesus admitted he appreciates the extra celebration in the spring for recognizing that he saved the human race, but he would still like people to separate his birthday and Christmas.

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