Shocking Things Fox News Viewers Believe

For years the left-wing has been saying that Fox News viewers are “uneducated” or “misinformed”, but now a study has come out that might confirm those suspicions.

According to a new survey of Fox News viewers by Reuters, this is what Fox News viewers believe:

67% Believe Barack Obama’s name sounds suspicious.

45% Believe that homosexuals are polygamists

2% Believe that science is more important than faith

90% Believe that all of the Founding Fathers were born in the United States of America, even though it had not yet been created when the Founding Fathers were born.

56% Believe Sarah Palin went to an Ivy League Law school.

99% of Fox News viewers who were Medicare recipients said they opposed “socialized medicine.”

94% Believe Reagan lowered the National Debt.

15% Believe that George Washington defeated the King of England in a duel for America.

88% Believe that Bill Clinton failed as a President, because of his affair with Monica Lewinsky.

75% Believe that people on welfare are lazy.

24% Believe Santa Claus is real.

36% Believe the “Bill of Rights” is legislation introduced by the Republican Party to stop “Barack Obama’s socialist agenda.”

99% Believe that communism, socialism, fascism and tyranny are all the same.

70% Believe Barack Obama was born in Kenya

38% Believe Barack Obama was born in Indonesia

85% Don’t think Hawaii was even a state when Barack Obama was born

76% Believe Sarah Palin has an “Alaskan accent.”

92% Believe that Bill Clinton left Barack Obama with a surplus, which he spent.

96% Believe the economy was doing great when Barack Obama took office.

84% Believe the Tea Party is a grassroots movement without any corporate sponsorship.

94% Believe the Constitution mentions Jesus Christ as America’s savior.

23% Believe FEMA is building concentration camps.

63% Believe Glenn Beck is a healthy weight

37% Believe Nancy Pelosi is a witch, and that she can cast spells.

25% Believe Hillary Clinton’s resignation was good for the economy.

74% Believe that unemployment is higher now than it was during the Great Depression.

92% Couldn’t find Iraq on a map.

9% Believe that homosexuals are trying to take over America with glitter.

93% Couldn’t name the 7 continents.

12% Believe John Quincy Adams was a Founding Father.

99% Believe that the Government doesn’t create jobs, but 95% of those surveyed credit Governor Rick Perry (R-TX) with creating 1 million jobs as Governor of Texas.

While some of these might seem comical, the most shocking result from the study was this:

100% of Fox News viewers said they wouldn’t care if the entire country fell apart as long as Barack Obama doesn’t get anything he wants.

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  • These aren’t real statistics. Don’t make yourselves out to be more gullible than teabaggers. Question everything you read, even if it’s what you want to hear.

  • This would be funny if it weren’t so sad. Wait! It IS funny, and that’s sad. :-(this was posted by friend. my response follows
    and it is distorted to make people look stupid . any statistic and any survey can be twisted. as a college grad you should know this
    about an hour ago ·
    Lynn Remalia for instance if you look at pure numbers of course unemployment is not equal now and in the great depression but our demographics are vastly different . in the 30’s less people attended college so how many college grads can’t find jobs now and are not counted because they are not yet on the “books” , how many women would be in the work force but are staying home because there are no jobs but in better times might be working they are not counted. people who have been out of work for a long period are no longer counted. IN the thirties it was by and large the men who were in the work force. there were also more families on farms. stats are not always so simple or so clear cut so depending on what you are thinking about when you answer will influence the stats! surveys are just one groups or persons thoughts in the way questions are framed and may not reflect reality . this happens on both the conservative and the liberal side.
    58 minutes ago · Like
    Lynn Remalia depending on what i was thinking i might say Santa exsisted too. since he does as a story and as a christmas symbol. do i think he is one real individual welll ….. lol!
    47 minutes ago · Like
    Lynn Remalia in common venacular the term socialized medicine has come to mean government controlled and issued health care for all people so of course people might say they do not support socialized medicine and still support medicare and medicaid. not totally surprising

  • This would be funny if it weren’t so sad. Wait! It IS funny, and that’s sad. 🙁 comment posted by friend . my thoughts follow

    Shocking Things Fox News Viewers Believe
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    For years the left-wing has been saying that Fox News viewers are ‘uneducated’ or ‘misinformed,’ but now a study has come out that might confirm those suspicions.
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    Lynn Remalia and it is distorted to make people look stupid . any statistic andy survey can be twisted. as a college grad you should know this
    about an hour ago · Like
    Lynn Remalia for instance if you look at pure numbers of unemployment is not equal now and in the great depression but our demographics are vastly different . in the 30’s less people attended college so how many college grads can’t find jobs now and are…
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    53 minutes ago · Like
    Lynn Remalia depending on what i was thinking i might say Santa exsisted too. since he does as a story and as a christmas symbol. do i think he is one real individual welll ….. lol!
    42 minutes ago · Like
    Lynn Remalia in common venacular the term socialized medicine has come to mean government controlled and issued health care for all people so of course people might say they do not support socialized medicine and still support medicare and medicaid. not totally surprising
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  • This article is absolute nonsense!!! Anybody with any intelligence knows that this nothing more than a put on. And don’t give any crap that we’re not educated enough if we watch Fox.You’re only fooling yourself!

  • It had me going there for a while…till I hit the Santa Claus comment…LOL>…..but I think that most of these are sadly, very close to true.

  • Without a reference to the source of these statistics, they’re worthless, unbelievable, and unquotable. Without knowing where these come from, this post has to be considered “humor,” or on par with the “news” that Fox presents. Shame on you.

  • It all boils down to Rupert Murdoch….

  • This would be funny if it weren’t so believable to some people.

  • The fact that most don’t realize that this article is satire, though not far from the truth- is proof that it certainly makes sense for all of us to poop in our pants because we’re in some deep doo-doo- people can’t spell, think, or reason in this country. And look at the horrid music, gossip, and entertainment we use nowadays to self-medicate!!! All news is tabloid, and the 24 hour cycle means we’re pouring gasoline on the flames of ignorance, fear, and hatred Constantly!