Chris Brown Quits Music To Become Douchebag Full-time


It seems Chris Brown is tired of being known as a part-time musician/part-time douchebag. In a statement released to Free Wood Post Brown declared, “I had to choose one and really focus on it, and I’ve chosen what I’m better at. This decision didn’t come easy, but it seemed the natural choice.”

The first steps Brown is taking in becoming a full-time douchebag will entail not doing much of anything extra in his day-to-day life. However, having the distraction of his music career eliminated will no longer confuse fans that they used to like him and  should bolster the results he’s looking for.

Brown plans on becoming a full-time douchebag starting after the release of his upcoming and likely last album.

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