Senator Saxby Chambliss Blames Hormones For Stalemate Congress


WASHINGTON D.C. — It would seem that Senator Saxby Chambliss (R-GA) is blaming everything going wrong on hormones. First it was sexual assault in the military where he said “Gee whiz, the hormone level created by nature sets in place the possibility for these types of things to occur,” or basically, “boys will be boys.” Now the senator from Georgia is blaming raging hormones for the nation’s stalemate Congress.

Chambliss said in an interview with Free Wood Post, “These Congressmen and Senators are just filled with angst and hormones. They can’t take their eyes off their female counterparts. Even Lindsey Graham can’t take his eyes off John McCain. It’s really no wonder nothing is getting done, hormones are making everyone weak and incompetent. I guess we can’t help it though, it’s just in our nature, so really it’s okay.” 

Senator Chambliss also noted that the IRS targeting specific groups can also be blamed on hormones, so can the attacks in Benghazi and the rise of Hitler. He’s certain they all have nothing to do with the specific actions of individuals that should be held accountable. “Hormones are a natural part of life, and with life comes natural consequences… I mean look at me… I prefer changing the subject rather than talk about what really matters and as a natural consequence nothing gets done.” 

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