6th DISTRICT, MINNESOTA — In an effort to bring some normalcy back to New York City as well as fill a soon to be up-for-grabs House seat, Amanda Bynes will be moving to Minnesota to run for Congress.
Bynes seems ready for the task telling Free Wood Post, “It’s not like I need to do anything, Michele Bachmann never did anything. I’ll just go to Washington and receive a paycheck. It will be the easiest money I’ve ever made. My movie and television career seems to have fizzled out anyway. Plus I don’t need to look at as many ugly people there.”
Those who will miss Bachmann’s crazy antics are also very excited about Bynes running for the open spot. One comedy writer in Los Angeles said, “Material!! They’ll be ample material! We were so worried after Michele announced her departure, but now with Amanda stepping in all is right with the world again. It’s really too good to be true!”
It seems Bynes would make an appropriate replacement for Bachmann, however many who would actually like to see work done not only in Minnesota but also in the United States would prefer a different candidate, likely Democratic hopeful Jim Graves.
Free Wood Post will keep you up to date as this story unfolds.